Do Du have any quotes?

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

Kisses turns into a bite, passion turns into blood, a wish turns into regrets and a Fantasy turns into horror.
Be careful when choosing "The One".
-Me

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion in this world is that people are used and things are loved.

Is 'Kesesesesesese' considered a quote?

I'm better than Prussia.

Don't mess with me oder I'll kick your ass.

Sometimes, violence IS the answer.

*Is not in a good mood* -_-

"If Du do not leave, I will stab Du with a pool cue. Have a pleasant day."

"Television is for watching. Bücher are for reading. Never mix the two together."

"Girls at shopping malls are like Wird geladen times on computers. They always take a long-ass time."

dont cry because its over,
smile because it happened :D

Oh, boy... ._.

Edward: I'LL TURN Du ALL INTO FISH!!!

Colonel Mustang: I Liebe DOGS!!!

Colonel Mustang: That day... all female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!!!

Germany: HOW ZE HOLY FÜHRER DID HE GET INTO MY BED?!

Prussia: ...You have a penis, right?

Envy: LUCKY ME~!

Austria: Prussia has captured and occupied my vital regions!

Hideyoshi: I'M A PERFECTLY NORMAL GUY!!!

America: I'm the hero~!

Italy: PASTAAAAA~!

Russia: VODKAAAA~!

South Korea: These binoculars were made Von me da ze~!

*Yuki is playing a hentai game*
Computer: Oh, no! It hurts!
Kyon:*turns slowly**thinks* Is she playing what I think she's playing?*looks at computer and sees naked Anime girl, spits out tea* Miss Nagato... Do Du actually enjoy that?
Yuki:*monotone voice* Du know it.

England: Wanker!

Death the Kid: Symmetry is key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing.

Fakir: *thinks* I can't believe Ahiru was really a ente all this time. Wait, she's been underwater for a long time... Did she drown? ...Can ducks even drown?

Neko-sensei: If Du don't take ballet seriously... I'm afraid you'll have to MARRY ME!!!

Rina Touin:*dreamy voice* Oh, plasma TV...

Lettuce: What kind of powers does a delphin have?

I have several and there all short, "poopoo in doodoo" is one of them.

*Inserts a bunnch of inspirational stuff that came from various Filme and shows and something the guy in my Icon sagte about being in Liebe with Snow White because it's fucking hilarious.* Yeah I'm currently lazy.

"If Du call me Minty like the kids at school do, I will not hesitate to rip off your arm, cook it on a grill and eat it for dinner."

Are Du a lightbulb? Because Du lighten me up when I'm down. :) ♥

Girls you've been training for this your whole life, from baby bottles to pacifiers, to lollipops and popsicles to... Du know (;

I have some funny ones and some serious ones:

Serious ones-
"Even if our countries are different... if our words are different... if our characters are different... I will always want to... gaze at the same moon as you." ~China, from APH character song "Aiyaa Four Thousand Years"
"Repeat the good... and the bad. Do it all... and pile on the years." ~Fruits Basket book 23
"That's why I want to keep all of my memories with me... I don't think it's okay to forget a single one." ~Momiji Sohma, Fruits Basket episode 15
"I want us to stay together!" ~Tohru Honda, Fruits Basket episode 26
"Is that all we do, is run away? IS THAT ALL WE DO?! Well, I for one am TIRED of running! I don't wanna do it anymore!" ~Yuki Sohma, Fruits Basket episode 26

Funny Quotes-
"Stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets, senpai!" ~Haruhi Fujioka, Ouran episode... 10, I think?

Momiji: We can tell blood-burguling scary stories!
Haru: It's "blood-hurdling"
Yuki: You're both wrong!
~Fruits Basket extra chapter in book I-forgot-which-one

"I'm thinking about painting my house a wicked hipster pink!~ It'll make Romania so jealous~" ~Poland, Hetalia
"Prussia has seized and occupied my vital regions!" ~Austria, Hetalia (FUNi's subs made it worse [in a good way] when they switched it to "little happy place" XD)

Okay, Hetalia contains too many funny Zitate to Liste in one Weltraum XD

I read this & was like OMGosh, this is so me!! I liked it so much I put it on my Facebook page!

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That one <3