What would Du do if...

I would stomp him with my size 20 shoes!!!

I would have sagte " So does your Mom" Then I would have laughed.

I would burst into tears and say:

"Err...no. I have a rare and deadly disease that affects my appearance. I only have 3 months to live."

Then, just after they had apologised in mortification I would say:

"Haha! Gotcha!"

And I would run away.

Ignoring!

Do Du belong on a farm? Cause Du look like an ass!