Which Frage do Du get asked the most?

"Are Du crazy?!?!" <<I swear to god it's true, I get asked that at least 3 times a day. The answer to that....


....YES. PROUDLY.

"how old are you?"
"what's up?"
"sup?"
"how was your day?"

"Are your eyes really green oder are Du wearing contacts?" oder "Can I touch your hair?"

Hmm...I don't get asked Fragen often in real life, but I do know what Frage is asked the most for me on here:
WHY DO Du HAVE SO MANY ICONS?
◕__◕ I can't help myself is why.

"Are Du emo?" "Do Du hate life?" "DO Du HAVE A BOYFRIEND!?" To all which, I answer "No. I Liebe life the way it is!"

If Du mean what Fragen I get asked the most in real life I don't necessarily get ones that are important.

"Are Du high?"
"Are Du okay?"
"Is there something wrong with you?"
"What is it with Du and numbers?"
"Why are 3 and 8 good numbers?"
"Why are 5 and 7 bad numbers?"
"Are Du Asian?"
"Why are Du and this guy holding hands? Aren't Du siblings?" (That freaking irritates me...)
"Are Du OCD?" (Noooooo not at allll. >_>)
"Why do Du draw so well/how did Du get so good at drawing?"
"Are Du always going around correcting things oder are Du just high?"
"Why are Du such a germaphobe?"
"Are Du Goth?"
"Are Du rich?"
"Have I ever seen Du on TV?"


I get asked a lot of annoying questions...

Hmm... Well at school:

Are Du Spanish?
Are Du in art class?
Do Du have a boyfriend?
Where did Du learn to draw?
Where are Du from?
Can Du draw something for me?

Believe it oder not I've been asked each of these at least three times this week...

On Fanpop... well, people don't really ask me Fragen on Fanpop.

How old are you?
How are Du doing?
What are Du doing?

What are Du doing?
Are Du ok?
Can Du come here?
What's your name?
How are you?
How old are you?
Do Du Liebe him at all?

"Are Du okay?" I tend to have laughing spasms in class, and it's hard for me to breathe ._.
So yeah, FAQ.

what grade did u get in that test ?
whats up?
y r u always look mad?
y do u walk like this?(i have a weird walk btw)
y do u always wear black?
did u dyed ur hair? (coze my hair is dark black)

I think I get asked "How are you?" the most, I probably also ask that Frage a lot to. Anytime I start talking to someone I usually ask that, just to be polite. :)

people at my school always ask me "where did Du learn to draw?"
"could Du draw yoshi for me?"
"how could Du draw so well?"

ITS SO ANNOYING! T_T

Are Du adopted?
Are Du Mexican?
Are Du Jewish?
Are Du Muslim?
Do Du have asthma?
Is your hair naturally black?
Are Du sad?
How tall are you?
What grade are Du in?
How old are you?
How much do Du weigh?

And I thinks that is its~

Person: "Where are Du from?"
Me: "I'm from Kazakhstan"
Person: "O.o, where is that?"
Me: -__________-

* "Are Du Russian?"
* "Are Du a Satanist?"
* "Why do Du always draw big boobed girls?"
* "Are Du Lesbian?"
* "Are Du against your own Religion?"
* "Bitch why are Du looking at me?" (by most of the guys that I know at school)
* "Do Du smoke?"
* "Are Du emo?"
* "How many siblings do Du have?"
* "Why do Du always carry those huge out-of-fashion Headphones with you?"
* "Why do Du dress like that?"
* "How/Where/When did Du learn to draw so well?"
* "Do Du have a Boyfriend?" (mockingly)
* "Why are Du listening to a Nazi band!?" (Rammstein. Nazi. Pfft. Rammstein..Nazi..Yeah right)

And the Liste goes on.

-Wtf?
-why do Du look like Mj bad era?
-why do Du look like Mj dangerous era?
-are Du sure Du are not the fourth Jackson?(ppb)
-are Du nutz?
-where did Du get those pants?(i have a lot of Mj style pants with the buckles and zippers and chains...)
-where's your door?!(there's mj everywhere,you cant even find the ceiling)
-can i borrow your boots?
-can Du pass your homework around?

"Do Du like read?"
and "How are you?"

"Are Du wearing make-up/mascara?"
For the billionth time, the answer's NO! lol

"whats up?"
me: either i say "the sky" oder ill say "up is a animated Pixar film :P"
then,theres my jeans. theyre light jeans with bleach spots on them. and EVERYONE asks me"is that real? did Du BUY them like that? did Du do that your self??"
now,when they start to point to my jeans i say,"YES!theyre REAL and yes i bought the this way!"
-_-

"Have Du got any identification"
"Can i see your ID please"

it sucks being an adult the size of a twelve Jahr old.

Why do Du Liebe Justin Bieber? Why are Du crazy? Do Du like school?

why r u so quiet all the time?,why do u act so crazy all the time?,why r u emo?why r u so obsessed with michael jackson?,do u ever talk?!!!!!!!!XD