Ask it questions, like, "Do Du know that there is a old version of da CALLIPITAR??" Since there is no answer to that, I wud say, "You are FREAKY!!! ARE Du GOONNAA KILL MOI!!!" Then i wud eat iz mouth and watch it struggle and Die. hehe. I Liebe life.
Stop abusing whatever drugs I happened to be on at the time. Seriously, what else would give me Bilder of ice cream talking?! *laughs insanely and struggles against straightjacket*