Has your parents done anything weird before??

After Lesen your WEIRD story, I got what Du meant with saying 'something weird to you'.
Well, I don't think so. Weird stuff like that my Friends sometimes do to me, but not my parents.
But after what Du said, I guess I will keep myself away from my parents. XS

They're very weird, yes. Haha.

Not in that way, but yes, they're very weird. THEY'RE THE CRAZIEST FUCKING PARENTS EVER...!!! haha in a good way though. My mom Mehr than my dad. Like one time, I came in from swimming in my bikini -and I live with a lot of people, most of whom aren't in my family- and basically all the dudes who arent related to me (and this one girl...)were staring at me because, well, lets just say people know me for my body. My mom got mad, yelled "STOP STARING AT MY DAUGHTER!" and started hitting everyone who stared at me -besides my husband, of course- with her broom. Thats only one example...

I'm of average weirdness in my home, but my parents just go along with it.(because I'm into stuff like this.)I find it cute and adorable ina Naive and innocent way.

umm okay nice story..!! but my mom does other stuff like u could be just getting out of bett oder something oder waking up in the morring and she will schlagen, punsch u in the stomach...walk Von and schlagen, punsch u..and keep going o.o i be like wdf mom?? i so Liebe her!! and my dad!!(:....little weird but watever

OH GURL
My family is made up of fucked-up bitches. We have odd jokes (the most notable one is about the penis museum in Iceland). My mom enjoys belly dancing. My dad breaks dirty jokes. They act really strange in front of my friends, but they don't mind. They do a lot of other wierd things other than that.

Well, not my Mom, but some time ago, my pediatrician told my Mom I might be a lesbian because I don't pay any mind to what the girls in my school do. First, I was pissed, now I laugh. Ha ha.

poor you......
my parents always do weird stuff but not with me .with my brother.......i always kept myself away from my parents b,coz i know how weird r they....but after Lesen ur story i thought i should be Mehr carefull.

I don't think quite to that extreme but my mother did just tell me that finding my Favorit actress in a movie that I wanted to watch would be like finding Waldo.

Had me.

HIDH

Last week I was watching TV with my dad, then my mom walked in and sat on my dad's legs with her legs wide apart, and started leaning towards my dad....

Then I just walked out of the room.

Well yeah my parents are sometimes weird but not in the way Du described lmao
It was Mehr like this:
My mom nearly made me die of embarassment at my last end of Jahr school party- a bit like a prom. I'd heard this guy matthew who left for college the Jahr before was going to be at the party- the guy i was absolutely bonkers about xD everyone knew about it, and we used to be kind of together but then we never really made it official and when he left for college that was kind of it really.. and all my Friends knew i wasnt really over it.
Anyways, when we got to the party, there were so many people and such loud Musik i just went and sat down and did nothing, and my mom kept saying 'omg talk to matthew, talk to matthew!! :D look he's gorgeous, we all know Du like him, talk to matthew! HE WONT BITE Du LOTTEY' she was like a big teenage girl and i was like omfg hide me >.< it was scary enough having to go talk to him without her doing that, and in the end she was like 'i know your too scared, so I'LL talk to him!' me and my Friends thought she was only joking, but when he walked past our tabelle she called him over and started chatting about embarassing shit. and she was making references to things i'd told her about him.. and he was kinda freaked out since he hadn't seen her for a year.. but he was still playing along with her silly act, doing his mr. beliebt act.. my Friends were dying of embarassment for me.
xD
understandably, i've told her she can't go to this year's prom.. xD at least, not with me >.<