What is PMS?

From a guy's point of view, it would stand for: Please make-it stop!

I'm very sad that the public school system failed Du so miserably.

Your mom

Worst. Time. Of. Month. Ever.

People hate Men Syndrom.

Or, a time of the Monat where the only thing girls wanna do is cry and eat icecream and watch Twilight.

.............really?

it's when Du get all emotional and bitchy before / around your period.

PMS stands for Premenstrual Syndrome. It's a way that a woman's body get's rid of some excess things. What happens is that your stomach/bladder/womb (I don't know exactly what) gets rid of a thin layer of blood that lines it, because it is not needed (and is only needed when you're pregnant). It does this every month, for a bout a week, and causes stomach cramps, bloating, and a sudden craving for chocolate, oder other comfort foods.
That is about the onnly way I can put that. Sorry if I offended any other girls Von typing this.

The time of Monat when my girlfriend decides she's going to be whiny and moody.

PMS stands for premenstrual Sydrome AKA period it's occurs every Monat for girls and it's sucks because blood comes out of our 'area' it usually last for 7 days (depending on genes) moodiest occurs usually because of the menstrual cramps.

link since Du obviously can't do it yourself.

Poop makes stinky

unfunny

Werent Du supossed to watch an akward video about that in 5th grade?

HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! wowwwww, i do NOT wanna answer that question..... XD

Du can sometimes get it at the time of month, and Du take irritability to the Weiter LEVEL.