QUICK!! Du are randomly walking down the straße and a male stripper comes up in nothing but a small leaf in his hand and he asks Du to buy him koolaid... what do u do????mmmm???

Shove the leaf up his ass, give him the middle finger, and tell him to go fuck koolaid.

Aren't I charming <3?

Id say "How about Du come back to my house and ill make Du Kool Aid my parents wont be Home for hours *wink wink*"

say no, get away and tell someone!!!

dats the golden rule in our school!!!:Dxxx

I'd tell him to buy the Koolaid himself and fuck a hobo, after giving him the middle finger.
Or:
I'd tell to pull his effing "dick from the dirt and fuck the whole universe." (Eminem, "Not Afraid")

Push him into the nearest sewer, spit on him, tell him to fuck the leaf, then go and get Kool-Aid while humming happily.

Fuck him with a rake.

probably buy him his koolaid but not before spiking it w/ ilegal substances and shoving him in some1s house (idk who they are) and locking the door..... he has cloths on rihgt?

Support his nude and ridiculous quest to quench his thirst with a high fructose mais syrup drink Von buying him sagte Obst drink! and maybe some pants too....

Scream assault!!!!!!!!
XD