Zufällig Riddles and Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: Because he wanted to visit his dead relatives!

Q: Why didn't the burglar rob your house?
A: Because your house was full of nothing but crap!

Q: What is Dracula's Favorit teenage drama show?
A: True Blood!

Q: What is the official name of the president's jacket?
A: The mantel of Arms!

Q: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A: One sells watches, and the other watches cells!