What the worst pick up line a guy hads ever say 2 u?

Do guys even use pick-up lines anymore?

All the guys I've met oder talk to just... talk.

"If Du were a boogger, then I'd pick Du first". Here's another on that I thought was disrespectfull, "Yo, shawty, come over here and let me get your number real fast." EVERY guy who likes me called me Shawty. Some of the guys were shorter than me!!! I'm like no, I'm not going to talk to Du because 1. You're not cute, and 2. Du need to adress me in a Mehr polite way.

him: did it hurt when youo fell out of heaven?
me: ya cuz then i saw Du and went to hell

I've shockingly never heard a guy say something like that to me oder anyone else. :/

i found this on a website and didnt know how to add a link!



1. As Du walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did Du just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would Du sleep with me?
3. Do Du believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me Home with you.
4. Do Du believe in Liebe at first sight, oder should I walk Von again?
5. Do Du have any Irish in you? (if no ) Would Du like some? (if yes ) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk oder continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do Du have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do Du know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do Du want to do lunch?
9. Do Du know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do Du wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do Du mind if I stare at Du up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if u KISS me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go Home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do Du want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, Du sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl Du sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do Du know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give Du the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing Du with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
22. I don't know what Du think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad Tag and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would Du smile for me?
24. I just wanted to Zeigen this rose how incredibly beautiful Du are!
25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do Du have the time?" Du should answer: "Yeah! Do Du have the energy?"
26. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
27. I'm sorry, were Du talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby oder is that just my herz taking off?
29. Is Du father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
33. The word of the Tag is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like Du know them.)
36.

My Liebe for Du is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
These are some of the first words that my BF sagte ever sagte to me....seriously.

My friend Austin was being a dickweed like he always is, so he didn't mean it literally, but:

"Hey, are Du an overdue bibliothek book? 'Cause Du have 'Fiiiiine' written all over you"

I think I slapped him after that...

I've only had one pickup line used on me really but it was dumb. I was talking about how I was wondering if my former best friend may have been a lesbian and he sagte "If she was a lesbian she would have thought Du were cute." (I ended up breaking up with him for that and other reasons.)

None o.o......i dont think they use them now...

youre cute.



SUCH a fail xD

i was laughing when i heard this one but the guy who told me this is really funny and sweet and one of my best friends," If a fat man puts Du in a bag at night, don't worry...I told Santa I wanted Du for Christmas." he also sagte to me," If I judged Du on a 1-10 scale, i'd give Du a '9.9'. It would be a perfect 10 if Du were with me." and when we first met he was like,"What's a nice girl like Du doing talking to a loser like me?" and then he tells me this all the time,"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"

and then this wierdo came up to me and he was like,"I was wondering if Du have a moment for me to hit on you?" i was like get away from me creep!