if taylor HOTner called u wht would u say nd wht would be ur reaction?

"How the hell did Du get my phone number?" -hangs up-

*Lautner

"STFU"

Then hang up.

A- How did Du get my number?
B- Your really cliche
C- All your Filme suck
D- learn how to act
E- I don't think your hot at all
D- Bye

"you left your hockey skates in Evan's locker."
because he did (he lives in my town).

When he sagte hello I'd say:

No one cares.

Then I'd hang up and go to the Emo Corner. (We call the corner where we go to when we are scared the Emo Corner. XD)

Me: WHAT THE F*UCK? GET OFF MY PHONE!
Taylor: ...
Me: AAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Taylor: I'm not on your phone...I'm on my phone...
Me: BUT YOU'RE TALKING THROUGH MY PHONE!! *gasp* GET OUTTA MY PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylor: Yeaaah...you know, I think I'm gonna hang up now...yeah, bye.

"STFU, stalker. idk how u got my phone number, u creepya$$. but two words: twilight suks. two words to describe one of the reasons twilight suks: ur voice

... *hangs up*

Ok I would be like, *picks up phone* " Hello?, OMG IT'S TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!,WHY DID U CALL ME U STUPID UGLY?, I HATE U, U LOOK LIKE U WEAR LISTICK!!! I HATE U SO MUCH GOODBYE!! *hangs up phone*

"Put a hemd, shirt on"

*hangs up*

I guess I'd probably tell him that he's cute but I have a datum with my DVD player and VDO (my Favorit actor whom I find way hotter than Taylor. Look at the most Kürzlich image uploaded on my Profil if Du want to see a really hot pic of him. On Sekunde thought, meh it's the Justin Bieber Fans not the Taylor Lautner ones I'm trying to convert.)

I would say I used to like Du before Du started doing bloyboy and posting all of those nude pics and before Du dated a guy 3 years Vor and before Du went to that gay party! (yes he did all that)

I would say "hi how r u doin buddy?",i would be as normal as everyday :/

"How the fuck do Du know my number?"

"how the hell did Du get my number? Please don't call again. Bye."

What's there to be jealous about Taylor Loser?
My reaction would be, "Fuck off my phone, Du fag!"