Oh... is this your house? Then this must be your Gold fish... *Pulls swimmy out of pocket and slips him in your apfel, apple juice* Then this must be your wallet.. car keys.. pineapple.. boy friend.. flamingo.. laptop.. dessigner pair of shades.. grandpa.. Oh, && about everything else Du own. *Grabs your wallet on the way out the door* Hasta lavista, suckah!
why hello, i was taking a little walk and i noticed what a lovely Home Du have. Weiter i strolled into your Home then,silly me, i casually stahl, stola everything Du have. Von the way i left a fun little note with a bomb explaining that Du houes willl blow up in 20.5 minutes. =) bye for now
I was taking a walk while eating a muffin, and this raccoon came up and took it and he ran away. I chased him into your house and sagte "Don't eat that! That's mine" and he sagte "You can't stop me now!" and then he ate it. So, we were mad at each other until he sagte he liked my shirt, then I told him his ears were cool looking. So, we talked for a bit and became best friends, we've been here watching Filme for a few days, then I ate some of his popcorn and he got all mad, and then he leaped to attack me. I threw him in your closet and I've been living in your basement ever since.... So if a raccoon ever attacked Du once Du opened your closet that's my fault.