How Zufällig are u?

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The sky was orange yesterday. I took my bow and Arrow and shot the clouds. Then it rained regenbogen colored Schokolade bars and my sister went mad because there wasn't any cake and I ate the last piece of her speshalz home-made cake then my girlfriend shot her and then she was better and we turned into zombies, ate some Twinkies, and lived happily-freaking-after.
... then I raped a cow.

And that's just the beginning.

When the regenbogen chocolates melted we took the raped cows and went swimming in it and joined the regenbogen community because we're sexy like that. Then detective L found out that Light WASN'T Kira after all because my sister's name is Keira and she has a black notebook. Mello came along to eat the regenbogen Schokolade then got raped Von my cousin. Then she got pecked Von a blue chicken.
In other words, yesterday was pretty normal.

what? really? no...YOU DID! WHY DID Du EAT MY HORSEY, REBBECCA! CURSE YOU!!!!! YAHHH! REBBECCA IS DEAD! PARTY! CURSE YOU!! Du KILLED REBBECCA! WHY? YES! I'M SO HAPPY! Du KILLED REBBECCA! WHAT??????????????????YOU ATE Fred TOO? DAMN YOU! ALRIGHT! Du ATE FRED! YEAH! I WILL KILL Du FOR KILLIN Fred AND REBBECCA, MY BEST FRIENDS! *stabs Du with a piece of dust* TAKE THAT! REBBECCA AND Fred ARE MY 123 ABC ENEMIES! Du ATE MY HOUSE TOO? YEAH! KILL YOU! AND HAVE A PARTY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DAMN Du FOR EATING! KEEP EATING! IT IS GREAT! AS YOUR PUNISHMENT, Du MUST TRY TO CATCH THE DOTS!

heres a true story..you see iwas walking through a rainforest and then i saw..a coww a purple cow and it meowed at me!! i like picklews and then i ohh guess what yesterday i saw a unicorn!!! my best freiends like oranges bcause they can talk and i make no sence so if i anyone tells meim confused what nevermibfd i dont know what im Schreiben this is supposed tro be Zufällig and yes it is so u cant say it isnt and dill pickles are invading the sky so watch out i like Schmetterlinge

Not Zufällig at all. I was done being 'random' when I was 11.

moo, i am a fish

Me: I'm not really that rando- PIKACHU!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO PUT AWAY THAT BAZZUCKA!!!
Pikachu: *points bazzucka*
Me: *starts dancing* ♪Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na. Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na na. HAMMA TIME♪
Pikachu: TT_TT Why do I even talk to her. *fires bazzooka*
Me: Gasp! Du can tal-
*BOOOOOOOOMMMM*

Im Zufällig enough to Mitmachen this group.

- I was riding in the car with my dad, both silent for like 10 minutes. Then I asked him, "Hey dad, has there ever been a Tag in your life when Du didn't see a wall?"

- I've had a conversation for like 30 Minuten about Pickletoids. (A mixture of a beizen, pickle and an altoid)

- I have a sign in my room that says "Insane Asylum."

- My cat's breath smells like cat food.

The gras, grass is green but the - oo, Reeses... Phiscally fit I like to Bewegen it and eat chocolate..... I wish I had a..... Idk

I like bananas. Its erdnuss butter gelee time erdnuss butter gelee time!!!!!!!!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh im chocobo hunting

I Liebe wireless keyboards, but that was actually relevant to something, so I'm not very random.

I Liebe candy!! Süßigkeiten makes me hyper!! me+hyper=bad
bad makes my mommy and daddy mad..mad makes me cry..crying is sad..sad is!!!!>...........BUTTER

wet and sticky is icky sticky and wet makes mommy upset, and when mommy's upset *says in a dark voice* NO Body Is HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like your beard
because Du your Liebe your Liebe is my drug.
Your Liebe your love
waves on swim so they hatein' on him.
Du were designer shades just to hide your face.
A monkey at my banana! Give it back u stupid monkey. fine u can have it. *Yells* No i want it back now! *takes deep breaths*
Yes I'm a Dark blue.
He was like this and I was like that, then she was like no way and I was like whatever he's totally eating a sandwich

today started out pretty normal:i woke up at 2 am to hispanic at the disco on the radio.i got up to take the trash out in my underwear(cause that's how i sleep)but i tripped over the fishball and broke it and Fred fisch LXVII died so i fell asleep in the hall and woke up at 8 when my mom went to work(cause she works at 8:30 and we live half an Stunde away)and the trash was already taken out Von my brother who has asthma.i got up and made a toaster strudel which took 5 min to bake and half an Stunde to eat.but here's where it gets wierd:i saw a white light coming out the fridge door.i opened the fridge and was instantly transported to a room that was clear except for a chair and a message on it that said:if there is a room that has walls 8 feet thick and is underground,how do Du get out?i looked up and there was no ceiling so i climbed up and got out and saw a ente horse named vertigo.i rode him into a town full of germans.that's the one european language i can't speak and none of them can speak english,but one of them can speak freanch so i told him what was wrong and he raised me as his child until i was 78 and full grown and went to the moon because people turned that into a fake earth and i met a nice man and settled down and had 8 kids named flalala.and then it turned noon and i hadta go to shool.and while i was gone my brother had an asthma attack and died...oh and then i found five dollars.

POTATOES!!!!! wait your a cat? Wait bring your DS!!! NO NOT A MAD HOBO!!! LOL im honestly too random

A zitrone peed on Miley Cyrus Yesterday! XD

That depends how much caffeine i have

Elmo likes bananas.. :)

Very :)

Schokolade rainbows.

very random...