What's the most annoying Frage that your parents ask you?

I killed my parents...LOL!! JKJK
Here they are:
"Did Du do your homework?"
"Is that your boyfriend on the phoonnnneee????"
"You going out?..Can Du bring back ___"
"Get up lazy bones!"
"Whats so funny?.. Did your boyfriend crack a bad joke again?" <--- I glare at them alot for that one..
"Are Du ok?" <-- Of course I'm OK!!!
"Are Du mad?"<--- Only when Du ask me -__-
"Pie?" <--- I don't get it either..
"You hungry??"
"Whats up little Warcrafter?!"

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last one is OK I guess......

"Have Du ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Am I seriously expected to answer this? There are way too many...

(Me: Perfectly happy) "What's wrong?" oder "Why do Du have an attitude?"

(Late at night) "Do Du have homework?"

(Been at the other parents' house for less than a day) "How are you? Are Du ok? What are Du doing today? Do Du miss me?"

"Do Du want me to walk Du to class today? Du can introduce me to all of your high school friends."

(On Facebook oder my phone) "Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Is it your boyfriend? *Kissing sound effects*"

Any Fragen they already know the answer to.

I know some of them shouldn't be annoying and it's for my own good, but COME ON... I get asked these Fragen countless times everyday.

"Did Du clean up the dog crap yet?"

>.< worst Frage ever. don't even want to think about it.

"Are Du going to eat that?"

"Honey, what are Du and your friend talkin' about on the computer?"

Me: "Mom. It's PRIVATE."

Her: "*starts crying* Sorry, I want to be a part of your life! *leaves*"

Well, they haven't asked yet & it's not even a question, but I'm really not looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to it; The Sex Talk & all the crap. I know, it's not a question, but still.

"Did Du do your Kumon homework??"

Holy shit. I hate that place. They give Du 40 pages worth of homework nearly everyday. They ruined my good relationship with my mom.

There's a reason to why the kid in the logo isn't smiling.

"Did Du finish your homework?"

"Whos going to be there?"
EVERY time I go to a party oder something.

did Du take the trash with me

well not my parents but freinds parents ask him why is "it" so small

Mum: If someone told Du to cut off your head would u do it?
and
Mum: Did u clean up the cat piss Von the door?
cause my cat MARKS HER TERRITORY ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(this is not my cat)

"Clean your room!"
"UGH! Du and that TWILIGHT! Whats with Du and that vampire guy?"
"What are Du doing on Fanpoop?"
"What do Du wanna eat!?"
-.-

lets see
dads

did Du have fun at skool ?

guess what (I say waht we go a new dog) he sagte no i just told ya


moms

grace are Du awake ( like at 12 at noon ) i say mom i got up at 7 am i up

hun go get your brother i say connor!!!!!! and bam he behind me .

my ant

grace, does your dad know about sam . ( no duh)

grace does Du dad no about your shrit

The two Fragen i hate the most,,,

Who are Du texting?
and
How was school do Du have any homework?

Did Du go to classes today?

Did Du have fun and learn something?

Will Du bring me some chocolate?

Can Du babysit for me tonight? (usually when I already have plans to do something)