Make me laugh!!!

Here are some anti-jokes. :)

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.


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What did the cow say to the schaf, schafe ?

Nothing because cows can't talk and even if they could the schaf, schafe wouldn't understand because they can't talk either.

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Did Du hear about the blonde who jumped out off a
bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.


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I Liebe anti-jokes, they're much funnier than classic jokes!! XD

How about this!

I'll try... :D

sorry its tiny, but i found this.



it says " I AM MENTALLY STABLE!" XD

if Du don't like twilight Du should watch the "8 Minuten of eclipse" it's on Fanpop home. It's so funny because it's sooo embarrassing :)

YAY! a person like me!

I've got some jokes:

"Excuse me. Do Du know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

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Teacher: Do Du have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. Du are a taxi.

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A: Do Du want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

*I'am wearing a black shirt*

I'm here

*I walk into the shadows*

I'm gone!



and I have some jokes!

What did the cabbige say to the lettace?
What?
Nothing, Cabbige doesn't talk!

I'll try...

This is all i could think of!! :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

idk.. but this is old n it still makes me LOL!

what is black white and red all over
a chessboard with a dead king

whats cheasy and rolls
a chease roll

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... This is interesting.

i am an angel.........:-P

Brown Labrador: Du are going to pay for what Du did PUG!!!
Pug: Zeigen ME YOUR MOVES!!! >:D probably useless....
Brown Labrador: GGGRRRRRRRR!
Pug:AAAAHHHHH!
Brown Labrador: DANG IT! DOH!
Pug: AYUP! SO F*CKING USELESS!!

Ill try. If u think its funny vote me as best answer.