Nocturnal Mirage Article: Got Nobody

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Got Nobody

Taste of blood in my mouth
Girls in neon clothes
Dissolving on the stage

I’m drunk
Don’t know what it’s good for
Alcohol makes me happy

But then even that
Figment of joy
Lies vomited out on the floor

My head aches
My heart’s too big
Don’t know where Du are

World’s spinning
Everything fades
I’ve got no one

Nobody at all

Throat goes dry
Can barely walk
Darkness falls on the road
Thinking of Du makes me cry

Nothing left to believe in
Grew bored of the landscape
I got no one
Du saw me for the last time

My head aches
My heart’s too big
Don’t know where Du are

World’s spinning
Everything fades
I’ve got no one

Nobody at all

A Weihnachten Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a fohlen, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down straße passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Weihnachten was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Weihnachten Musik with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Afroman - Because I Got High

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 4: Zeigen business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *Driving a Big Boy pulling a passenger train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 3

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything...

To Live And Die In L.P.

posted by Seanthehedgehog

L.P means Las Pegasus

song: link

It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel Von a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.

Several hours later, a helicopter was flying past the hotel.

Jim: *Walking through kitchen*
Workers: *Working, and listening to radio*
Radio pony: I believe in both spirits, and substances that...

Con Mane: Goldhoof

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up Mehr stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Du enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Du doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws Fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

applejack & The Famous Visitor

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.

Rainbow Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking apfel, apple trees.
Rainbow Dash: I never knew Du could have a record for bucking apfel, apple trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty apfel, apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous pony is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of Du are freaking out about nothing if Du ask me. *Walks...

The Bob Newhart Fanfiction

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your Tag been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with Du three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...

Wings

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake Du had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet apfel, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 2

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2: To Lease, oder not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first Tag working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the...

star, sterne CARS- Herbie The Liebe Bug & Horrace The Hate Bug

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The Seven Ups

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He stahl, stola a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do...

1960

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Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed Von falling letters that say...*

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Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees Mehr falling letters*

ERCIPE NIKSAWH

Pony: *Surprised that he's not stuck under any of the letters. He rearranges...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 1

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are Du the new feuer mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks...

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case Du are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a straße to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our Weiter target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

Pinkie Pie & The Traffic Light

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a short fanfic. Enjoy.

Song: link

Pinkie Pie was driving a delivery transporter, van full of Cupcakes around Ponyville. She had to stop at a red traffic light.

Pinkie Pie: *Going cross-eyed with her tongue sticking out* What a beautiful Tag delivering cupcakes. *Watches the traffic light*

Instead of changing from red to green, the traffic light turned blue. Then the song stopped, and another one played: link

Pinkie Pie: *Thinking to herself, then smiles* Ooh, it's another one of those blue traffic lights Vinyl Scratch told me about! Now what was it that she sagte again?
Vinyl Scratch: *Appears in...

The Storm

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Ten miles from Ponyville, Von the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09

It was 6:30 in the morning. Saten Twist was opening his restaurant for the day.

Saten...