Nocturnal Mirage Article: How To Make Your Friends Angry

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Hey

I'm going to do something that might make Du angry

If you're mentioned in this Artikel that is

I'm going to type down what Du say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us Von god, and Jesus Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that Mehr episodes like this will come in the near future.

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Alinah09

Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of Siri* How is everyone doing today?
SeanTheHedgehog: Great. Would Du mind taking a look at these pictures I gepostet on your club?
Alinah09: Oh no. I cannot do that.
AquaMarine6663: How about that video I sent you? Will Du watch that?
Alinah09: I can't do that either.
AquaMarine6663: But Du sagte Du would! And that was 63 weeks ago!!!!

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NocturnalMirage

NocturnalMirage: My Little pony is good, but it needs something more.
SeanTheHedgehog: Like what?
NocturnalMirage: I don't know, just something more.
Jade_23: Like what?
NocturnalMirage: Something Mehr like a...

Stop the song

NocturnalMirage: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!!!

AquaMarine6663

AquaMarine6663: Hi guys. I know it's been over a Jahr since I published part 4 of Aqua Marine's story, but I promise, Du will read the entire story once I finish

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Spongebob: Even if it takes, forever!!!! Forever!!!! Forever!!!!

Stop the song

AquaMarine6663: *Leaves the MLP club, and never comes back

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DandC4Evacuate

DandC4Evacuate: Bonjour, croissants, Citroen, Eifel Tower, and other French crap, I am annoyed Von all of the shit Du do on here, even though I do it myself.

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BTFlash

The following was recorded in Black & White

It was an unoriginally beautiful Tag as Twilight Sparkle unoriginally walked down the unoriginal streets of Ponyville. Everyone was doing the same unoriginal thing they usually did, and all of a sudden, Twilight exploded for some reason. "Fuck yeah!!!" Shouted BTFlash for no reason. He was making yet another unoriginal Fan fiction. "Unoriginality is where it's at Du fuck wads!! If Du don't put unoriginal shit in your Fan fics, they suck!!!!!" BTFlash shouted as he jumped off a cliff, "UNORIGINALITY!!!!!!!!!" And when he landed on the ground, BTFlash blew up.

Stop the song

The rest of this will be recorded in High Definition with color

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Canada24

Canada24: regenbogen Dash was walking through Ponyville, when she saw Jimmy Tatro with Michael De Santa.
regenbogen Dash: Jimmy Tatro? Michael De Santa?! What are Du two doing here?
Michael: We're here to fight Tirek, who's allied with Trevor Phillips!!

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Windwakerguy430

Windwakerguy430: *Looking at his phone while walking down a street* Ah, what a beautiful day. What the? *Sees that Trixie is in a new episode of My Little Pony, and catches on fire* RAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!

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Candylover246

Candylover246: Jawohl! I can't wait to see all of my Friends on fanpop! *Goes onto the My Little pony club, and sees that someone replied on a post she made 5 Minuten ago* NEIN!!! This is not fair!! Du get on here Mehr often then I do!

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Candylover246: HEIL HITLER!!!!!!! *In the background, Nazis kill the person that replied to her post*

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Jade_23

Jade_23: YEEHAW!! EXPLOSIVES!! DUBSTEP!! WARNER BROTHERS!! TRUCKS!! APPLEJAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

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Triq267

Triq267: Bareburn is the best! Braeburn is the best!! No other character will be as good as him!!
StarWarsFan7: Who the fuck are Du talking about?

Stop the song

Triq267: ................ The greatest MLP character of course.
StarWarsFan7: Nobody even knows who that is anymore.
Triq267: .................

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Windrises

Windrises: Haha!! I have copied ideas from everyone's polls, and made replicas of them! Fuck copyright! I can do whatever I want. *Gets arrested twenty Sekunden later*

Anyone with an opinion

Opinion Guy: Hey guys, I have an opinion about this-
People: Boo!!! *Throwing Twilight Sparkle toys at Opinion Guy*

People that don't know how to write a good fanfic

Fanfiction Writer: Hello. sagte regenbogen Dash. Hello. sagte Fluttershy. Would Du like to come to my house? sagte regenbogen Dash. Of korse. sagte Fluttershy. The two ponies had no wings, so they decided to dig a tunnel to get to regenbogen Dash's house. Then, a goblin placed a bomb in the tunnel, kiiling both ponies. Then the goblin created a desert in Arizona, and Utah.

People that make Fan art

Fan Art Guy: As Du can see, I expanded Twilight Sparkle's stomach, made Fluttershy fart in the background, and also put Rarity Weiter to Twilight, having sex with twenty stallions. Rarity also has breasts the size of a bulldozer, and is sucking on 18 of the dicks.

People that can't take a joke

Person: Oh my god, Du portrayed everyone in here inaccurately! I'm offended!
Sean: But, this is meant for comedy, not for pissing off people.
Person: ............... I'M OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!

StarWarsFan7

StarWarsFan7: *Singing in a beautiful voice* Luna, where did you- *Stammers, and talks in a deep voice* Hi everyone. What did I miss out on?

SeanTheHedgehog

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SeanTheHedgehog: *Finishes publishing this article* It's finally uploaded. Now everyone will enjoy this. *Listens to the Musik through his green beats as he continues making Mehr articles* Well, I finally got that Fan fiction finished after lazily laying in my bett doing nothing. *Looks at a poll* The best Fan fiction writer? *Votes for himself* Obviously me.
Windwakerguy430: Uh, Du maybe good at Schreiben Fan fictions, but you're not the best at it.
SeanTheHedgehog: Yes I am! I'm the best fucking Fan fiction writer in the entire world!!
Jade_23: Du sagte I was the best Fan fiction writer ever!
NocturnalMirage: What's going on with Du mate?
SeanTheHedgehog: Uh..... *Grabs a Minigun* I DO WHAT I WANT!!!! *Shoots everyone* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

Triq267: Bruh, we know it's a "SeanTheHedgehog production." It says Du published it. This isn't a movie. It's an article. It has words, not moving pictures.
SeanTheHedgehog: You're right. But Du know what?
Triq267: What?
SeanTheHedgehog: .............. ............. ....... ............ ........ ............... ............... ............... ..................... ................. ............ ....... ...................... ....... ............... ............ ....... ....... ........ ............. ............. ................ ............. .............. .............. ............. ............... ............ ...........I DO WHAT I WANT!! *Kills Triq267 with the Minigun*

The End

No people were harmed during the making of this Fan fiction

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 4: Zeigen business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *Driving a Big Boy pulling a passenger train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 3

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything...

To Live And Die In L.P.

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L.P means Las Pegasus

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It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel Von a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.

Several hours later, a helicopter was flying past the hotel.

Jim: *Walking through kitchen*
Workers: *Working, and listening to radio*
Radio pony: I believe in both spirits, and substances that...

Con Mane: Goldhoof

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up Mehr stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Du enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Du doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws Fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

applejack & The Famous Visitor

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.

Rainbow Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking apfel, apple trees.
Rainbow Dash: I never knew Du could have a record for bucking apfel, apple trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty apfel, apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous pony is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of Du are freaking out about nothing if Du ask me. *Walks...

The Bob Newhart Fanfiction

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your Tag been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with Du three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...

Wings

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake Du had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet apfel, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 2

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2: To Lease, oder not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first Tag working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the...

star, sterne CARS- Herbie The Liebe Bug & Horrace The Hate Bug

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The Seven Ups

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He stahl, stola a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do...

1960

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Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed Von falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees Mehr falling letters*

ERCIPE NIKSAWH

Pony: *Surprised that he's not stuck under any of the letters. He rearranges...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are Du the new feuer mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks...

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case Du are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a straße to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our Weiter target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

Pinkie Pie & The Traffic Light

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a short fanfic. Enjoy.

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Pinkie Pie was driving a delivery transporter, van full of Cupcakes around Ponyville. She had to stop at a red traffic light.

Pinkie Pie: *Going cross-eyed with her tongue sticking out* What a beautiful Tag delivering cupcakes. *Watches the traffic light*

Instead of changing from red to green, the traffic light turned blue. Then the song stopped, and another one played: link

Pinkie Pie: *Thinking to herself, then smiles* Ooh, it's another one of those blue traffic lights Vinyl Scratch told me about! Now what was it that she sagte again?
Vinyl Scratch: *Appears in...

The Storm

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Ten miles from Ponyville, Von the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09

It was 6:30 in the morning. Saten Twist was opening his restaurant for the day.

Saten...