God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the Sekunde i Veröffentlichen it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful Tag in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a Zufällig gay thought suddenly popped up in her rosa head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie said...
Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your pony phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand Du like I do. I'm at work listening to my Frozen soundtrack. She'll never understand Du like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for Du to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If Du could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't Du see? Du belong with me. Du belong with me.