ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Du just decided to skip our abendessen without telling me? Are Du aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Du at a tabelle with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Du to make Friends with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! Du still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Du want to give me a Sekunde chance oder not. Starlight had to choose between Du and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): Du win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, Du won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No Du shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD Du NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told Du to leave them alone! But Du were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: Du BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are Du going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a bier out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. Mehr out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are Du punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing Du for being alive! Du and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would Du like?
Saten: I... Du know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If Du insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted Du to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. Mehr than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I sagte anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Du just decided to skip our abendessen without telling me? Are Du aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Du at a tabelle with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Du to make Friends with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! Du still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Du want to give me a Sekunde chance oder not. Starlight had to choose between Du and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): Du win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, Du won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No Du shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD Du NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told Du to leave them alone! But Du were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: Du BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are Du going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a bier out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. Mehr out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are Du punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing Du for being alive! Du and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would Du like?
Saten: I... Du know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If Du insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted Du to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. Mehr than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I sagte anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe Du pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Du heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Du going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Du hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the sagte bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe Du pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Du heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Du going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Du hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the sagte bank.
TO BE CONTINUED