On The Block Episode 9 Part 4 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenbogen as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. oder to be Mehr specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*

Louis teleported into Los Angeles.

Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*

So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.

Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of Du to prepare for the Weiter scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want Du to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do Du want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much Du pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would Du like to work on props?
Louis: How do Du do that?
Director Nick: Go to the Requisiten room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did Du find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.

In another studio.

Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do Du think I care? Let's keep rolling!

Back to Louis, and Director Nick.

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, oder mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to Requisiten room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here Du are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the Liebe of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the Weiter episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.

Coming up Weiter is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

purrloinedlove Thanks for writing these!

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Weihnachten Contest 2013

posted by Quillabex

Merry Christmas, oder should I say Happy Hearts Warming everypony! If Du are Lesen this Du are either one of the contestants of the contest oder just curious to see who won! The choices were hard, but my friend Nalenthi and I have finally come to a decision.

Drum roll please!

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In first place, with 15 props, one fully colored artwork from me, one lineart from me, and a request/videogame/that type of stuff livestream iiiiiiiis

NocturnalMirage! Congratulations!

In 2nd Place, with 10 props, one fully colored artwork from me and one lineart from me iiiiiis

karinabrony! Congratulations!

In...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 3---100x the 'ugh's

posted by alinah_09

The Weiter Tag came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this Tag was song composing (on Musik period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz sagte to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...

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Casino Royale Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the train station, where Mr. Black, and Der Cheif was waiting.

Mr. Black: What is taking Hola so long? I can't trust her if she's going to do something too long.
Der Cheif: Gambling is a hard thing to do. Especially if you're not good at it. Hola is not good at gambling.
Mr. Black: And so I've noticed. *Turns on TV*
Reporter: This is CPN, Canadian pony News. We've received word that two ponies were chasing each other in a construction sight in Maredagascar.
Camerapony: *Zooms in on scene*
Mr. Black: That's Hola being chased!
Camerapony: Officials say that they do not know who the mare was,...

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Casino Royale Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

That night, Con was sent to the airport to find Lasala.

Con: *Looking at passengers* (P told me Lasala was a grey stallion with a black mane.) *Continues looking*
Dutch ponies: *Looking at Con*
Dutch Captain: *Grabs walkie talkie* Now?
Lasala: Now.
Dutch Captain: *Looks at Dutch ponies* Now

All five of them grabbed sub machine guns, and started shouting

Dutch Captain: Everypony on the ground now!
Con: *Sees Lasala out on runway*
Dutch pony: *Goes to Con* Hey, get on the ground!
Con: *Teleports onto runway*
Lasala: *Grabs rocket launcher*
Con: *Pointing gun at Lasala* Stop!
Lasala: *Shoots rocket at Con*...

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Casino Royale Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Weiter morning, Con was back at his strand house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: Du put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank Du sir. Why was that pony trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would...

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Casino Royale Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.

Con: Du know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great Musik store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their Musik is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.

So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the Musik store.

Con: *Walking Weiter to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running...

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Games Ponies Play: Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ten Cents

Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are Du doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are Du at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel Von the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? Du must...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Moneybit's disguise

Weiter morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell Du a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how Du could take somepony...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 22 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back Home from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are Du Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank Du for getting me, and my squad back Home safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...

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Please read this it's a warning to all Fan fic readers!!

posted by Macareina

Please read this: I am warning Du of a Fan fic that will make Du not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet apfel, apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death Lesen cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff Du must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget Lesen :(

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 2 highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think Du know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...

The Racer (10 Jahr Anniversary)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*

A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven Von two russian stallions.

Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays star, sterne on sign*
Police ponies:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for Du to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want Du to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool....

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's Von Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell Du what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just sagte he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I Liebe dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I Liebe 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And Du don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: Du go there to visit, and the Hunde there, Du go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform Du about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Du ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but Du have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his Weiter joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered Von the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Du get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, Du yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but Du must understand Du don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Mare: *Pushing a shopping karte, warenkorb through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have Du ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well Du better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do Du know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...

A Weihnachten Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a fohlen, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down straße passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of Fan Fiction 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...