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This story takes place many years ago..


Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): Hey Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the kreuz eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do Du ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, Du were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. Du look unique. Just like Du yourself.
Derpy: Wow.. No wonder Du were rejected.. Say stuff like that.
Saten: I wasn't rejected.. It was.. A fairly resonance response.


CUT AWAY:
Saten: Hey.. Would Du go on a datum with me!?
Glaze/WoodenToaster: (holding nailgun, as she was probably working on something) Ohh.. I would.. But I'm gonna be in the hospital all day.. *shoots herself in the leg and crawls away under extereme pain.
END CUTAWAY:


Saten: But anyway,. Just please don't tell your mom that this happened at my house.. She'll automatically blame me. Like she always dose..
Derpy: Fine. Whatever. Just as long as nobody makes fun of me.
Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes Du look even stupider then before..
Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this messer away (shows a brot knife).
Derpy: It goes in the küche silly (chuckles)
Saten: Thank yo-
*suddenly there was the rainboom, and as Derpy ran over to watch it, Saten had the explosion make him trip the messer ended being stabbed into Reggie, and he fell down*
Derpy: Hey cuz did Du se- OH MY GOD!!
Saten: I'm sorry!
Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID Du STAB REGGIE!?
Saten: It was an accident!
Derpy: How can it be an accident!?
Saten: I'M SOR-


LATER AT A LOCAL BAR:
Saten: *on his third beer, but strangely still sober (for the most part).
Derpy: *anxiously pacing* Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!
Saten: Try to keep your voice down.. And besides. They can't find us. We threw both the body and the messer into the ocean.
Derpy: *still pacing* But there's always away.. Don't Du ever watch those crime shows?
Saten: Relax.. Go Home and put Marihuana into some of your muffins.
Derpy: That's just it.. That's USUALLY how I would handle this type of saturation. But.. I'm just too frightened.
Derpy; We have to leave town.
Saten: Leave town?
Derpy: Pleease.. I'll make me feel so much safer.
Saten: Fine.. Anything for Du cuz. But the only one who knows a good way to getta of town is Chimney Sheep.
Derpy: But.. He's in jail.
Saten: Then we just have to bust him out.. Besides. He was always so nice too me.


CUT AWAY:
Chimney Sheep: (throws Saten Wand violently)
Saten: Oh, ho.. Now your gonna beat me up? That's exactly why I called Du an asshole in the first place!
Sheep: SHUT UP! (violently beats him up).
END CUTAWAY:


Saten: Yep. We shared some good times.


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Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* Du sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are Du talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the oben, nach oben of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do Du want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: Du have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, Von having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help Du with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Du have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed Von the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Jeff was soon sitting Weiter to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying Du were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the Tag February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did Du think of Gordon's actions when he told Du to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: Du can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if Du will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset Von what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When Du say surprised, do Du mean like an angry kind of surprised, oder just surprised?
Jeff:...
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