This story takes place many years ago..
Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): Hey Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the kreuz eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do Du ask?
Saten: Told you, Du were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. Du look unique. Just like Du yourself.
Derpy: Wow.. No wonder Du were rejected.. Say stuff like that.
Saten: I wasn't rejected.. It was.. A fairly resonance response.
Saten: Hey.. Would Du go on a datum with me!?
Glaze/WoodenToaster: (holding nailgun, as she was probably working on something) Ohh.. I would.. But I'm gonna be in the hospital all day.. *shoots herself in the leg and crawls away under extereme pain.
Saten: But anyway,. Just please don't tell your mom that this happened at my house.. She'll automatically blame me. Like she always dose..
Derpy: Fine. Whatever. Just as long as nobody makes fun of me.
Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes Du look even stupider then before..
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this messer away (shows a brot knife).
Derpy: It goes in the küche silly (chuckles)
Saten: Thank yo-
*suddenly there was the rainboom, and as Derpy ran over to watch it, Saten had the explosion make him trip the messer ended being stabbed into Reggie, and he fell down*
Derpy: Hey cuz did Du se- OH MY GOD!!
Saten: I'm sorry!
Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID Du STAB REGGIE!?
Saten: It was an accident!
Derpy: How can it be an accident!?
Saten: I'M SOR-
LATER AT A LOCAL BAR:
Saten: *on his third beer, but strangely still sober (for the most part).
Derpy: *anxiously pacing* Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!
Saten: Try to keep your voice down.. And besides. They can't find us. We threw both the body and the messer into the ocean.
Derpy: *still pacing* But there's always away.. Don't Du ever watch those crime shows?
Saten: Relax.. Go Home and put Marihuana into some of your muffins.
Derpy: That's just it.. That's USUALLY how I would handle this type of saturation. But.. I'm just too frightened.
Derpy; We have to leave town.
Saten: Leave town?
Derpy: Pleease.. I'll make me feel so much safer.
Saten: Fine.. Anything for Du cuz. But the only one who knows a good way to getta of town is Chimney Sheep.
Derpy: But.. He's in jail.
Saten: Then we just have to bust him out.. Besides. He was always so nice too me.
Chimney Sheep: (throws Saten Wand violently)
Saten: Oh, ho.. Now your gonna beat me up? That's exactly why I called Du an asshole in the first place!
Sheep: SHUT UP! (violently beats him up).
Saten: Yep. We shared some good times.
TO BE CONTAINUED