Saten Twist Adventures 5... Part 4 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Canada24

With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in Liebe with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* Du are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...

SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie Du are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully.. I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: Haha! I'm gonna be rich!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What Du gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if Du buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery oder whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' Mehr expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't Liebe me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID @#$%IN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.

THE END!

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Windwakerguy430 Great work. And I love the joke you got from Hellsing Abridged

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Counting Stars - Chapter 2: A Bet?

posted by Jade_23

Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their Favorit tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose hemd, shirt and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Liebe had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...

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Counting Stars - Chapter 1: A Personal Guard

posted by Jade_23

A/N: This story was highly inspired Von The Liebe in the Night Von Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, Du heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if Du don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank Du for Lesen and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her schloss in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of Liebe craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...

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Source: DeviantArt

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schmetterling Effect - Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Once Du wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.

Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...

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Project GATE Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported Von EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...

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Project GATE Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to Zeigen Du the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As Du all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No Mehr meat for you.
Applejack: Du were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped Von a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and Du thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all Du got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't Du ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, Du worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near regenbogen Dash* Now hurry up, and...

my little pony

posted by austinhaynes

dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend Von my parents until mlp came out.your Zeigen helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one Tag i can work with Du guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are Mehr like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if Du can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your Fan AustinHaynes

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Saten Twist adventures S3E4 PART 4

posted by Canada24

Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that regenbogen Dash?

Twi: Did regenbogen Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. Du don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly regenbogen Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...

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Project VOID Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Field Berichten on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good Tag VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why Du got created. Du see on surface we have a body armor/mech oder rather nano Suits called pony Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any pony to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 111 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444

Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of Minuten early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing Von his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the feuer house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24,...

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Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about regenbogen Dash?
Rarity: regenbogen Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

??? - Its over Du won't win with me.
Dan - I'll try again and again and again.
??? - Fool. *ice bolts attacks Dan*
Dan - I created Du *destroies the ice*
??? - I'm an messiah of this world!
Dan - This is why Du killed everyone and destroyed it.
??? - HAHAHAHA I helped them all.
Dan - This is not what I wanted, this is what I asked for, and here I am standing powerless...
??? - What are those walls- wait Du WONT-
Dan - In other timelines Du won't be created as fault. The key to this gate will be my SOUL
??? - NOOOOOOO!
Dan - Goodnight, GOD-Core. Du genocide. *doors shuts*
Shadow - What now...
Dan -...

Muse - Knights of Cydonia... (this song is perfect)

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Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 4
Re - imagination

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Shadowknight - *wakes up in bed* huh... *tries to stand up* shit *grabs his stomach* a wound... Huh... *puts head on pillow* where... Exactly I am...
Lilly - Are Du OK for visitors?
Shadowknight - ... I guess...
Pearl - *runs inside* Herooo! *jumps on bed* You're ok?
Emerald - *runs Inside* You're ... OK... Thanks god... *tears Zeigen up in her eyes*
Shadowknight - H-Hey you're crying come on... I'm not leaving so soon... Alright...
Emerald - I take your word...
Shadowknight - Good...
Lilly - I have to speak with your knight... Alone...
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Lilly - Those ponies were from Arthur......

MLP Crossover

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Dan Rants. Episode 3 : Criticism and dumbass effect.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

So in this Dan Rants there gonna be Mehr Anime shit and some Criticitism toward this club.

This club is pretty much... Eh...
We don't have so much alive people and well some good people are rip. So I shall ask Du - let's boost it up.

So in first episode I sagte about "user of the month" thing. So I thought of making it happens but I don't know how many Stimmen would drop. Du can expect Umfrage possibly made tomorrow (will try to put most people in them but choose will be free Du will be able to add it for yourself)

So I get alot of criticism on "to Du don't like Sword art online and Free ? Wow he...