Ponies On The Rails episode 28 part 1 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell Du about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. Du are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to Du in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell Du in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever sagte something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, Du curse too much.
Gordon: Du curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, Du randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and Du also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: Du two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.

Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.

Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* Du had a wife this entire time, and Du didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. Du were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. Du hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what Du did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.

2 B continued

tailsfan111, DragonAura15 and 1 other like this

alinah_09 wait wait wait...im sensing drama somewhere in the future!

Seanthehedgehog No drama! If there's anything I hate, it's drama.

ChibiEmmy I didn't think his welcome back would be so tense! Though I bet Gordon rarely went home with his pain in the ass wife xD

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E4 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding bier bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What Du mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 11 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - Du can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are Du mad Du will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was gegeben care and Home Von those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping Du then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Weiter day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are Du ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet Du Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the Home of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Weiter day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.

Captain Jefferson: What can I do for Du Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from Du again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to Du about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.

Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are Du mad?! Do Du know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's Mehr important ma'am? The car, oder your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want Du getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This hot rod is bad ass

Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast Du can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The oben, nach oben speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are Du going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do Du wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. Du decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast Du can get this...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. Du should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did Du pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry Wilcox

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other Tag after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
Larry: Me too. Usually he likes going to parties....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 109 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:04 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office, signing paperwork, (Will he ever stop doing that?) when the phone rang.

Pete: *Picks up the phone, and talks into it* Cheyenne train station, Union Pacific, Pete Reimer speaking.
Jeff: This is Jeff, with Percy. The railroad crossing west of Sherman hügel has a cracked rail. We need supplies to fix it.
Pete: I'll send Stephanie over there.

In the train yard, Stephanie was driving a train with Nicole. Their engine was 844.

Nicole: *Stops the train Weiter to Snowflake's tower*
Stephanie: Well,...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean, and the rest of his squad were flying towards Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.

Wind: *Playing with his Nintendo 3DS*
Sean: Will Du put that away?
Wind: Ugh!! *Puts his 3DS away*
Espio: I see the boat.
Sean: And I see a massive kanone on there as big as the Empire State Building.

He was exaggerating, but the kanone really was huge.

Nazi: Doctor Eggman, don't Du think this is overkill?
Eggman: This is a surefire way to kill Sonic's cousin, and his friends.
Nazi 45: Sir? *Running towards Eggman* There is one of our helicopters near our chopper.
Eggman: Being flown Von the enemy. Shoot...

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Four Years of Pferde

posted by triq267

Well. Shit. It's been four years. Four years since I got bored waiting for our guests to arrive for our New Jahr party and decided to check out that My Little pony Zeigen I'd been hearing about online. I was gonna make a Wand post, but I didn't want it to get drowned out in idiocy. I just wanted to have something here, some place for me to remark that this fandom is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, even four years later. Sure, some not great things also happened because of the fandom, but it's been a net positive experience. I honestly don't have a lot to say, I'm just kinda emotional...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban

Tim: *Backs into his parking Weltraum at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do Du think it'll be ready Von tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two Mehr Friends named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A pony in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over Von Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: Du need to Zeigen me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to Zeigen Du anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what Du say. I'm not Wird angezeigt Du my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE Du THE REGISTRATION! Du DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a hügel in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, Du three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the...

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Darkness part 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

--
Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to pony world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will Du do.
Hunter - I'll give Du advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 107 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 9, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow got a ride to the train yard Von her mother in a scarlet Impala.

Mother: Du be careful now Bow.
Bow & Arrow: I will mom.
Mother: And Weiter time Du have school, don't gallivant over here until it's over.
Bow & Arrow: I promise. *Gets out of the car*
Mother: *Drives away*

When Bow & Arrow got to the yards, she saw several ponies standing near an auto carrier.

Bow & Arrow: *Spots a railroad pony passing her* Excuse me sir. What happened there?
Railroad pony 53: We just had a car...

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Darkness part 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

The demon ponies got eleminated quickly.
But it was only a call for greater doom.

Darkness - That's about it... *sits on rock and sigh*
Lightning - Wasn't so tough...
Soldier - *hands letter to Lightning*
Lightning - huh... Big army of demons moves to walls of Canterlot - all teams are ordered to defend ~Princess Celestia. So?
Whiteheart - We should go!
Darkness - screw this orders...
Bluewave - What? But tho-
Darkness - its distraction... They aim for officers that won't back off...
Whiteheart - How do Du know.
Lightning - He used to work for demons...
Bluewave - But the walls...
Darkness - There are...

Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There Du are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit Von the knife*
Brett: Don't Du dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed....