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One night, in one of the huts, me, Shredder, and regenbogen Dash were in a room with all the potatoes. We were trying to make moonshine.

After a few attempts, they decided to try out their drink.

Sean: *Drinks small amount of moonshine* Wow.
Shredder: *drinks moonshine* Wow!
regenbogen Dash: *Drinks moonshine, then coughs* Wow!

Weiter morning.

Shredder: *Sets up table*
Sean: *Sets up Equestrian Flag*
regenbogen Dash: *Carrying drums*
Sean: *Carrying flute*
Shredder: *Has garbage can set as cannon, then shoots the lid off*
Ponies: *Coming out of huts*
Sean: *Blows in flute*
Shredder: Ten hut! March!
Sean: *Playing Yankee Doodle*

The three of us then started to walk around the camp, waking up everypony.

Pablo: *wakes up* What is all this?
Volk: It's the fourth of July! They must be celebrating the Equestrian Revolution.
Celestia: What is all this?
Bartholomew: I haven't the slightest idea.
Shredder: *stops* Princess, Du and your roommates are invited for free drinks over at the washdown.
regenbogen Dash: Down with the British!
Bartholomew: Yeah yeah.
Jade: What kind of drinks did Du make?
Shredder: You'll see.
regenbogen Dash: Down with the British!
Shredder: Aaand, march!

And we started marching back to the washdown.

Major Skyler: *Holding gun* What is this?
Griffon 47: They don't seem to be doing anything rebellious.
Major Skyler: I guess you're right *Puts gun away*
Sean: Come one, come all, get your free drink of moonshine.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: *Pouring moonshine in glass*
Applejack: What is this?
Sean: Moonshine, Equestrian Moonshine, just the way Du like it.
Applejack: *Takes glass of moonshine*
Shredder: Keep it coming everypony.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: Don't get any on your clothes ma'am.
Sacred Symphony: Thanks.
Sean: Keep it moving.
Pablo: *takes drink*
Sean: Don't smoke right after Du drink. There's no smoking!
Major Skyler: Luke, Jordyn, come with me. *Goes in hut*
Sean: *drinking moonshine* Keep it coming *Coughs* Keep it- *Coughing*
regenbogen Dash: *Drinks moonshine* No taxation without representation.
Sean: Keep it coming, wait. What? (How did she say that entire sentence without coughing?)
Shredder: *Sits Weiter to Brewster* Well, what do Du think of it?
Brewster: I'll tell Du what this isn't. It's not homemade brandy, it's a really good drink. *drinks moonshine* Du did creat greating this... I mean, Du did great creating this.
Sean: How do Du like it?
Celestia: It's a dreat grink, great drink. How are- how are you, and applejack getting along?
Sean: We seem to be getting along alright Princhess- Princess.
Celestia: *Looks at Bartholomew* It's good stuff Sean.
Sean: Thank you.
Jade: We're almost getting out of here Applejack.
Applejack: And then we can continue running our farms.
Jade: What if we get caught on the way?
Applejack: *frowns*
Jade: Aw, don't give me that look. We'll be listening to country once we get back into Ponyville. *Singing* Ridin' down the highway, who wants to be the DJ?
Applejack: I'll find a spot on the side of the road, Du find somethin' on the radio!
Major Skyler: *sees wood* Do Du two know anything about this?
Jordyn & Luke: No.
Pablo: Bartholomew, goons in 105.
Bartholomew: Try not to pay any attention. If they see Du looking at them, then they'll know they found something.
Major Skyler & Luke: *Leaves room*
Jordyn: *Pouring cup of coffee* Finally, I get to *Burns herself, and drops cup*

Suddenly, she heard a strange noise.

Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*

It sounded like the coffee was going further down then it really was.

Jordyn: Major!
Major Skyler: *Arrives* What?
Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*
Major Skyler: I know what's going on! *Knocks down stove* Those prisoners were digging a tunnel! *Moves tile* Aha!! *Blows whistle*
Celestia: Oh christ, they found Tom!
Griffons: *Running into camp holding an MP40*
Applejack: *Slowly walks towards fence*
Sean: What happened?
Sacred Symphony: It's the tunnel. They found Tom.
Shredder: So much for success!
Applejack: *getting close to fence*
Sean: *sees Applejack* Applejack! *Runs towards her*
Ponies: *Following Sean* Don't climb that fence!!
Applejack: *Climbing fence*
Griffon 98: STOP!! *Pointing gun at Applejack* STOP!!
Sean: *Kicks Griffon*
Griffon 53: *Pushes Sean on ground*
Griffon in guard tower: *Shoots twenty bullets*
Applejack: *gets shot in the head*

applejack was dead.

Sean: *Picks up Applejack's hat*
Griffon 53: *Pointing gun at Sean*
Sean: *Puts hat on heart, and stays silent for ten seconds*

After respecting the dead, I went to where Bartholomew was.

Sean: Sir, let me know the exact locations that Du need. I'm going out tonight.
Bartholomew: Right. Everypony else will dig around the clock.

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My Little Pony - Freundschaft ist Magie
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Zeigen that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Du everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Du very much....
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Du see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, Du got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, Du got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If Du wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If Du wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is Mehr than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what Du needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's oben, nach oben student, i always thought there was something Mehr to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're Mehr than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted Von his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's Zeigen is here.

Tom: Now, most of Du probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give Du an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and Du stop at a red light. Do Du ever try to Bewegen an extra inch oder two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when Du see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. Du just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining Du with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most Kürzlich film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His Kürzlich role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but Du know what another beliebt target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now Du assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do Du really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy Zeigen without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, oder the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, oder Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things Du should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: Du know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where Du can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Zeigen that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Du everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Du very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help Du officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. Du know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times Von a blue unicorn. He gets punched one Mehr time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Weiter to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

---

Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted Von the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Weiter to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are Du angry at me?
Jake: Du owe me an apology for the way Du talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are Du getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: Du quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 oder something, idk), is that this club has Lost its backbone. The Kürzlich year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.


Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught Von ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.


"Who are you?"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid Du don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. Weihnachten day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your Tag outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....
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apfel, apple Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know Du two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....
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