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posted by whiteclaw
"This is it, our first ration!!!" cried Sweetie Belle. They searched the area for traps and mines, punks would often set up these so they could get rid of any theives trying to steal they`re rations. "Are Du sure this is a real one this time?" asked Appleloom. "It has to be, let`s hope for good luck." she sagte with hope.




They opened the black and blue box, hoping it wouldn`t activate a trap. "THERE THEY ARE!!! KILL `EM, FOR THE CAVE!!!" Scootaloo grabbed the box and ran, BOOM!!! a smoke mine went off choking Scootaloo. She fell to the ground, still cluching the box in between her hooves. "Give us the box and we`ll kill Du quickly." sagte the thug. Sweetie Belle grabbed her Tommy gun, "AH-AH, that won`t happen, Du see I`m hunting, and if Du kill me oder anyone else like us, a squadron of choppers will arrest Du for blasphemy understood?" snapped the thug.







She looked at her friend lying helpless on the ground, not letting go of the precious ration. She sighed, "I take orders from nopony, understood" without warning she pulled the trigger. The masacre was nice and long, she enjoyed every damn Sekunde of it. When her clip fell out, she let out a breath of relief. "THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!! laughed the young pegasus. Applebloom shook her head in disapointement, "What a waste of precious ammo." she sagte in disgust.











"Bitch, ya know that was epic!!!" Scootaloo gawked. They opened the box and found snacks and water bottles inside. It was just enough, they teilt, split them between each other. "So what the hell did he mean Von 'The Cave' Applebloom" her orange friend asked. She shrugged, "Best if y`all and I figure it out." she answered with a full mouth. They nodded, "We should hurry, before that squadron gets here." Sweetie Belle said. This was just the start, of the most horrible game.




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Twilight: Du know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I Liebe Du all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He sagte he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't Du think Du had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell Du how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are Du a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* Du okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped Von the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded Von other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell Du the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong Tag mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did Du hear in the office when Du tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but Du changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, Du caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, Du know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time Du even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got Du that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? Du seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to datum her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* Du tell her what Du think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, Du already sagte that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three Minuten later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their Weiter assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* Du cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger sagte he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He sagte Du were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with Du now, but if Du keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have Du fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, oder chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Motorräder on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Weiter to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular Tag at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten Minuten of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing Mehr tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: Du wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask Du a question. What do Du know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are Du asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the Cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* regenbogen Dash sagte there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious Tag for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to Suchen for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars Du could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when regenbogen Dash, and her Friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond Hunde arrived, they stahl, stola the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the strand with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and Du Einhörner can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever stahl, stola our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what Du wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, oder a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H Hey Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk oder something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Liebe Du Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
regenbogen Dash, Rarity, and applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: Du didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, Du see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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