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posted by MineTurtle5
Just a note before I begin, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True.

Do Du think a lion can laugh? No? Surely that mouth opens so wide to Zeigen its teeth in a big grin? oder lets rip with a real belly laugh at something really funny?
Or puts its ears back - have Du noticed?
Try these jokes on a lion Weiter time Du go to a zoo. What? Du don't know where the zoo is? Ask grandma and grandpa to take Du there Weiter school holidays.

Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?
A: Mehr than the lion!
A smile there?

Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how...
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