Leyton Family<3 {Copying but not really} Comebacks I use all the time. Your favorite?

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I'd give Du a nasty look, but looks like Du already have one
I did a better job than your mom did at making Du
I can eat a bowl of alphabet suppe and shit out a better Kommentar than that
I'd like to see things from your POV, but I just can't seem to get my head that
If you're gonna be a smartass then be smart first, otherwise you're just an arsch
I bet Du were up all night trying to come up with that one?
Du should wear a condom on your head, cause if Du act like a dick Du might as
It's scary to think that people like Du are allowed to breed
The smartest thing to ever leave your mouth is a penis
If I get Du a tampon, will it calm Du down?
Out of millions of sperm, Du had to be the fastest?
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so Du can
Starving yourself won't make Du a supermodel, Du have to actually look good too
You're pretty... fucking ugly.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it
I'd like to help Du out. Which way did Du come in?
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.
*You're a fail* so was your dad's condom
*Fail!* No one asked for your life story
*You're a fail* So was your mom's abortion
 twilightlover73 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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