1. Du go out of your way to get all the materials Du need for a Brilliant Bopper.
2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.
3. Du want a spyglass. BADLY.
4. Du live Von two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."
5. Du write fanfictions about Du and Klaus together.
6. Du always KISS him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.
7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.
8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, Du reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"
9. You're Küssen him in a dream, and...