I'm Miss American Dream, since I was seventeen
Don't matter if I step on the scene, oder sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my deriére in the magazines
You want a piece of me? Du want a piece of me?

I'm Miss Bad Media Karma, another day, another drama
Guess I can't see no harm in workin' and bein' a mama
And with a kid on my arm, I'm still an exception to L.A.
You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that Britney 's shameless!' (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Extra, Extra! This just in' (you want...