1. I was Lost on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.
Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.
Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and herz attacks.
Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take Du seriously and think Du will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking oder drinking.
Warning to excuse number 3. People may take Du seriously and start believing in fortune kekse, cookies and parents could sue.
Warning to excuse number 4. Little kids could take Du seriously and may put their hands over their nose. This could make kids harder to train.
Warning to excuse number 5. Little kids may take Du seriously and start talking to birds. This could lead to suing.
Now for the last and final excuse. 6. I don't like Du so I decided to Zeigen up late so I can have some peace.
Warning to excuse number 6. People could beat Du up for saying that. This could lead to bruises, blooding, death, suing, high hospital bills, neck braces, headaches, smoking, pain relievers, crying, swelling and enemies.
Warning Kakashi is not too bright.