posted by taylor_love
"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."
"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a Essen group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted Du to know, in case ... I just wanted Du to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would Du take romantic Guter Rat from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help Du for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no Mehr hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No Mehr Nairtinis, no Mehr headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"