if Du woke up one night and see Jeff staring at Du what would Du do oder how would Du react?

can i have your autograph :)

Maxxi: *looks straight at him and starts singing*
''Hey I just met you!
And you're crazy!
But here's my room so ...
So get out maybe?
'Cause I am trying to sleep now,
And Du are annoyyyiinnng me !
But please get out ...
Before I cry loud! xDD ''

I would freak out a bit and then i would KISS him.
And die!

try to convince him not to kill me and try become Friends with benefits

I'd be super just actually seeing and I would KISS him, after if it kills me better is that its either him someone else

Zeigen him this video and hope it doesn't make him wanna kill me more.

i would annoy him until he says me Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey what Tag is it slender slender shut up me Hey Hey what Tag is it what Tag is it jeff is hump Tag me whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i would say wazup ol' buddy i've been trying to find Du for months...weres slendey?

Well.. i Liebe Jeff, but seeing him would freak me out because that means everyone else exists. After i calm down a bit I would probably go Fan girl on him. :] (if I'm still alive)

I would say "thanks for waking me up''. then flip him off.

I always hide a messer under my pillow.....and my Ipod

jump a little, then say "hi, nice to meet you. There's milch in the fridge, help yourself."

I'll be like "OH MY GOD!!"

Hi how are Du I am shadow and we have ice cream in the freezer

Omg, RUN!

No worries, I'd just send out Mekashi x3

Jeff: Go to sleep
Me: Well I was before Du woke me up

I would hug him! :3

Me : * stares back with my psychopathic looking eyes I have*
Me : * psychopathic smile* hi * keeps staring at Jeff sitting on my bett cuz that basically is all that's n my room *
Jeff : hi .... Say r u that crazy chick I'm always hearing about
Me : yup but I'm not that psycho oder well maybe I am doesn't madder just KISS me * pulls jeff on oben, nach oben of me *
Jeff : ur not a crazy fangirl r u ?!
Me : nope just shut up and KISS me !

i'd smile and grab a large knife, just in case he tried to attack, and start a conversation with him.

Me: whadya want Jeff, im trying to sleep
Jeff: Slendy wants Du to go get Sally to stop crying
Me: Slendy does oder u do
Jeff: smartass
Me: either shut up and leave oder shut up and lye down
Jeff lyes beside me
Me: what I thought