The moral of most Japanese urban legends seem to consist of "don't go anywhere Von yourself. Ever." The story of the Kuchisake-Onna, oder "Split Mouth Woman" is no different. Except that Du are doubly unfortunate if Du happen to be a child (We assume your legs are stubby and slow and we can thusly outrun you).

If Du happen to be a snotty pubescent walking alone one day, Du might consider taking a different route if Du are suddenly approached Von a female figure in a trench-coat. Now, before Du assume that this will be a harmless display of kibbles and bits, rest assured: Du will be shown...