(Zim, Dib, PM, Gaz, and Tak are tied up on stage in front of an audience. I am holding a microphone. Gir is beside me. They all wake up. The audience claps)
Me: Oh good, your awake.
Zim: Where are we?!
Dib: Remember? That creepy girl's game show.
Me: I'm not creepy! Now, the Fans sent in some dares. I will read them aloud.
(I clear my throat. I take out take out flash cards)
Me: I dare Zim and Dib to kiss!
Dib: What?!
Zim: Never!
Me: Du didn't let me finish. I dare them to kiss, and if they don't, they get sprayed with high pressure water guns.
Zim: Obey the cards Dib-Worm!
Dib: Even if we wanted to kiss, which we don't! How could we? We're tied up!
Me: Oh, I've got that covered.
(Big mechanical arms come out from two walls. They hold Zim and Dib in the air)
Dib: You've got to be kidding me.
Zim: This is ridiculous!
(I get out two water guns)
Dib: Pucker up Zim.
Zim: I do not understand human language Earth boy!
(Zim notices the audience staring at him)
Zim: I mean, I am normal and I do know what pucker up means!
Dib: He's an alien!
Zim: Lies! Big, disgusting, Earth boy lies!
Dib: Let's just get this over with.
(Zim and Dib are drawn closer together. They kiss. The audience aws. They stop kissing. Both Zim and Dib blush)
Dib: That...Wasn't so bad.
Zim: I have to admit, human affection is quite nice.
Dib: Could we get a room?
Me: Well, see Du Weiter time on Fun With Torture!
(The audience claps. Cut to the backstage camera. Dib and Zim are making out on the couch)
The End
Me: Oh good, your awake.
Zim: Where are we?!
Dib: Remember? That creepy girl's game show.
Me: I'm not creepy! Now, the Fans sent in some dares. I will read them aloud.
(I clear my throat. I take out take out flash cards)
Me: I dare Zim and Dib to kiss!
Dib: What?!
Zim: Never!
Me: Du didn't let me finish. I dare them to kiss, and if they don't, they get sprayed with high pressure water guns.
Zim: Obey the cards Dib-Worm!
Dib: Even if we wanted to kiss, which we don't! How could we? We're tied up!
Me: Oh, I've got that covered.
(Big mechanical arms come out from two walls. They hold Zim and Dib in the air)
Dib: You've got to be kidding me.
Zim: This is ridiculous!
(I get out two water guns)
Dib: Pucker up Zim.
Zim: I do not understand human language Earth boy!
(Zim notices the audience staring at him)
Zim: I mean, I am normal and I do know what pucker up means!
Dib: He's an alien!
Zim: Lies! Big, disgusting, Earth boy lies!
Dib: Let's just get this over with.
(Zim and Dib are drawn closer together. They kiss. The audience aws. They stop kissing. Both Zim and Dib blush)
Dib: That...Wasn't so bad.
Zim: I have to admit, human affection is quite nice.
Dib: Could we get a room?
Me: Well, see Du Weiter time on Fun With Torture!
(The audience claps. Cut to the backstage camera. Dib and Zim are making out on the couch)
The End
They were at training. Zim was in line in front of Mew, and the Tallest Red and Purple to be were in front of him.
"And then, I was like this, wazzam!!! And he was like "pew pew pew" But I over powered him and-" Zim was cut off.
"That's not what happened!!!" Purple exclaimed.
"Was to!"
"Was not!!!"
"Was TO!!!"
Mew and Red looked at eachother in distress. "Uh, yeah. Du two do that." Red told them as the line progressed to the test to get into Invader school.
"How did Du pass that?" Red asked. "Because of my AMAZING skills..." Zim pushed.
"You have amazing skills?" Purple asked astounded.
"Haha, very funny Du guys." Mew sagte sarcastically.
"And then, I was like this, wazzam!!! And he was like "pew pew pew" But I over powered him and-" Zim was cut off.
"That's not what happened!!!" Purple exclaimed.
"Was to!"
"Was not!!!"
"Was TO!!!"
Mew and Red looked at eachother in distress. "Uh, yeah. Du two do that." Red told them as the line progressed to the test to get into Invader school.
"How did Du pass that?" Red asked. "Because of my AMAZING skills..." Zim pushed.
"You have amazing skills?" Purple asked astounded.
"Haha, very funny Du guys." Mew sagte sarcastically.
week 2 (continued)
... when i woke up, it was still pitch black, but i knew i was awake. i felt something covering my eyes, a blindfold. after about 5 minutes, gabby ripped it off. my eyes were not itching, and neither was my head... SHE KNOWS IM AN ALIEN!!!!!!! i tried to escape, but i was tied to something.
(for the first time ever,im useing dialoge.)
"RELEASE ME!!! GABBY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"...no."
huh. thats what she sounds like. an almost angelic voice.
"...NO?? no one says no t-"
just then she slaps me with the back side of her hand, which is Mehr painful than the other side.
"what do Du plan on doing to me?!"
"i plan on killing you."
i smirked. her stabing me might be painful, but its my pak that keeps me alive.
" i supose this thing on your back is keeping Du alive?"
oh shi-
to be continued.
... when i woke up, it was still pitch black, but i knew i was awake. i felt something covering my eyes, a blindfold. after about 5 minutes, gabby ripped it off. my eyes were not itching, and neither was my head... SHE KNOWS IM AN ALIEN!!!!!!! i tried to escape, but i was tied to something.
(for the first time ever,im useing dialoge.)
"RELEASE ME!!! GABBY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"...no."
huh. thats what she sounds like. an almost angelic voice.
"...NO?? no one says no t-"
just then she slaps me with the back side of her hand, which is Mehr painful than the other side.
"what do Du plan on doing to me?!"
"i plan on killing you."
i smirked. her stabing me might be painful, but its my pak that keeps me alive.
" i supose this thing on your back is keeping Du alive?"
oh shi-
to be continued.
it was just another horrible Tag at skool. dib hates me, i dont like skool food, blah blah blah... but i did notice a girl thats been in my class for... god knows how long.i sat Weiter to her at lunch and i scaned her with my... well... scanner. i had a small discription. name: gabby. yes. pathetic. i had to talk to her.
the Weiter day...
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes quiet and when she looks at Du its like she looks into your soul!!!SCARIER THAN GAZ PIG!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!! i was to scared to talk to her,so i looked from afar. she seems to have blood on her hands before she washes it off. ima gonna follow her.
the Weiter day...
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes quiet and when she looks at Du its like she looks into your soul!!!SCARIER THAN GAZ PIG!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!! i was to scared to talk to her,so i looked from afar. she seems to have blood on her hands before she washes it off. ima gonna follow her.
it was a horrible Jahr at skool. sure, the humans were bad as always, but...it was also the bloodiest year.
i noticed a girl that was not in my class before.she had long strait dark hair and the usual uniform.she is very strange. she is quiet, scary, and when she looks at Du she stares into your soul. i found out that her name is gabby, and that she seems to be covered in red stuff as she walks in. she washes it off, though. i later found out that the red stuff is blood. i now know what it is and what it does.i tried talking to her and she is VERY scary. scarier than gaz pig. and thats saying something.
i followed her after skool to see who she really is. she lives in the woods, and she lives in a tent. as i was be hind a bush, i saw two little brothers running around looking for a toy oder something. well, they tresspassed, and let me tell you, youre not gonna like this.
to be continued
i noticed a girl that was not in my class before.she had long strait dark hair and the usual uniform.she is very strange. she is quiet, scary, and when she looks at Du she stares into your soul. i found out that her name is gabby, and that she seems to be covered in red stuff as she walks in. she washes it off, though. i later found out that the red stuff is blood. i now know what it is and what it does.i tried talking to her and she is VERY scary. scarier than gaz pig. and thats saying something.
i followed her after skool to see who she really is. she lives in the woods, and she lives in a tent. as i was be hind a bush, i saw two little brothers running around looking for a toy oder something. well, they tresspassed, and let me tell you, youre not gonna like this.
to be continued
(Zim is sleeping until StarBurst comes into the room)
StarBurst: Master Zim! Wake up! I'm ready for my Weiter lesson!
Zim: *moans* Five Mehr minutes.....
StarBurst: *pounces on him* FIVE Minuten IS UP! WAKEY! WAKEY!
Zim: *pouts* Fine, let me take a dusche and get dressed....
(later in the shower)
Zim: How did that girl ever get so happy? *looks over, sees StarBurst sitting on the floor watching him bathe* GASP! *grabs a bar of soap and throws it* GET OUT!!!!!!!
StarBurst: *twirls around* Okay! Toodle Loo, yo sexy vampire! X3
Zim: *pouting* How would Du like it if I watched Du bathe?
StarBurst: *jumps* I'd be HAPPY!!!! X333333
Zim: Du PERVE!!! 0_0
StarBurst: *having nasty thoughts*
Zim: Why Du little!!! *grabs her and accidentally looks into her eyes*
StarBurst: *rubs zim's chest*
Zim: HEY!!! LEAVE MY CHEST ALONE!!!
StarBurst: Master Zim! Wake up! I'm ready for my Weiter lesson!
Zim: *moans* Five Mehr minutes.....
StarBurst: *pounces on him* FIVE Minuten IS UP! WAKEY! WAKEY!
Zim: *pouts* Fine, let me take a dusche and get dressed....
(later in the shower)
Zim: How did that girl ever get so happy? *looks over, sees StarBurst sitting on the floor watching him bathe* GASP! *grabs a bar of soap and throws it* GET OUT!!!!!!!
StarBurst: *twirls around* Okay! Toodle Loo, yo sexy vampire! X3
Zim: *pouting* How would Du like it if I watched Du bathe?
StarBurst: *jumps* I'd be HAPPY!!!! X333333
Zim: Du PERVE!!! 0_0
StarBurst: *having nasty thoughts*
Zim: Why Du little!!! *grabs her and accidentally looks into her eyes*
StarBurst: *rubs zim's chest*
Zim: HEY!!! LEAVE MY CHEST ALONE!!!