I will write this article. I will. It’s here. I managed to actually sit down and do something. Sorry recently I haven’t been giving Du the works every week with the articles. I’m really really sorry. Seriously. I like doing these articles, but other things get in the way, disrupt my thought processes etc. I wanted to write one for Unfaithful. I didn’t. So here Du got a two in one. Unfaithful and the Softer Side in one (well, not one. There will be like a Tag between them. Tomorrow I promise the Softer Side article.
Unfaithful
Jesus CHRIST!
First, I had the most wonderfully hilarious reaction to Jesus appearing all scared and stuff. I actually, physically shouted “Jesus Christ!” Just thought I’d put that out there :P It seemed to me the Jesus portrayed was freaky. I mean who would want to worship him?
What are Du doing this Friday?
Now, when I saw the spoiler clip for this, on hearing that line I had a spazm attack. No jokes. Seriously, I kinda thought “what? When? Who? How? Did I miss the episode where she became in a position to ask him out?” ‘cause in all honesty that’s what it sounds like. Of course then she invites him to her ‘baby naming’. Personally I think it was really some euphemism for gangbang, and he ruined it Von actually threatening to turn up. Du saw her panic. Du think she was thinking, “oh shit, he’s actually coming,” what she was really thinking was, “oh shit, I didn’t expect him to come. It was a ploy, all I wanted to do was have sexy time with Thirteen and a few other girlfriends!” Okay in all seriousness, majorly wiggy time when she sagte that. I got over it at the baby-naming bit. And I had a discussion with Ohm in which she sagte “he better go. He just better.” Okay sorry to ruining the ending here, but he didn’t. She didn’t seem to pissed. Probably because they did it in a devilishly cunning way where we all begin crying for them. Bastards.
Okay damn, back on topic. This game they play. She seriously sounded like she wanted him to be there. I obviously can’t play this game, because I was thinking “awwww” at her serious voice. I’m not even gonna pretend to know what he was thinking. It was a sweet scene with not much meaning behind it. Let’s leave it at that. :P.
Wilson scene when they discover she was bluffing…
How do I keep House from ruining my precious display of religious hypocrisy?
My answer to that Frage was “I have no idea,” seeing as I don’t go in for religious anything. As far as I’m concerned it’s one huge display of hypocrisy (you can see I enjoyed this episode – 42 Minuten of listening to people who agree with me.) Oh wait. Du weren’t asking me. To be fair, he wasn’t even asking himself. Confusing :P.
This is where the bluffing and double bluffing and being in denial starts. Yay fun, complicatedness! I honestly did not realize she was bluffing in the first scene. How does he do that? How can he tell? Is he some kind of genius? Has been playing this game with her for twenty years? Oh wait… what Zeigen am I watching again? I think maybe we didn’t realize she was bluffing ‘cause essentially she wasn’t.
Look at this:
“For better oder for worse Du are apart of my life, it isn’t a ploy, I want Du to come,”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,”
Now this is what they think they mean:
“Ha! He’s got me, but if I carry on playing I won’t be able to Zeigen how stuffed I really am! *carries on digging her own grave *”
“LOL! I have her. Now she’s stuffed,”
Now lets look at the truth:
“For better oder for worse Du are apart of my life, it isn’t a ploy, I want Du to come,”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,”
Pretending to be bluffing and really being in denial is fun, right?
Another Wilson scene where Cuddy asks Wilson to fix her communication problems
Yet another Wilson scene where the playing is discussed… excuse me while I make a joke in my head about me much rather wanting them to play with each other, not play each other
“Whores and Hypocrisy,”
OMG, she comes clean! I mean dirty! I mean… okay let’s just go with now it’s clear it’s denial, rather than a weird line between denial and double bluffing (one being intentional the other being subconsciously intentional).
She told him she didn’t want him there. Okay so everyone knows this is a lie, right? *whacks slower ones around the head with a baseball bat* COUGHHCCOUGH*
Then she says it’s a speacial occasion filled with Liebe and acceptance. This means too things. The first is these people have serious problems with syntax. What he meant with the hooker line was “I’m a hypocrite, and I’d rather have Du than whores,”(okay so I added some words…) ad what she meant with the Liebe and acceptance line was “I’m in Liebe with you, I just can’t accept it,”. It does mean he can’t be there only they accept it. Which means if she holds one twenty years from now, I’m doubting he’d go then, either.
“That’s it? You’re really not coming?”
No shit Sherlock! And nice tyime to come out of denial! Her voice cracks and he suddenly sounds like he’s forgotten to go through puberty for like a sentence. It’s fun shipping people with the emotional age of teenager, right? After that is sorted out that he is really not coming, it gets all awkward. He wants to come, she wants him to come (hey, since when did House become impotent? Wait different spelling…), and we all get to pretend they don’t! Funsies!
“you really got a thing for your boss, huh?”
Whey! Atheist-who-isn’t-really-an-atheist guy thinks House has the hots for Cuddy! And he says it like it’s a revelation! Maybe he could write a tablet about it! Du know, stating obvious facts in a way that makes it sound impressive! HE Antworten as he does to Wilson in the Itch that he is literally HOT for her and nothing more. (and even that is one better than ham (RIP**) right?)You know I don’t thinl that lie is ever gonna stop. Du could get away with like anything with it. “uh yeah, I slept with her ‘cause I wanted to sleep with her,” “yeh I have a relationship with her to get into her pants,” “yeah I Liebe her because ei Liebe sleeping with her,” “mhm, I married her so I could always have sex with her like whenever. Oh and for the killer honeymoon,”
Du see what I mean?
“You’re the hypocrite, Du wanna go!”
“You’re the hypocrite, Du wanna go! Du don’t resent this baby, Du wanna be apart of it!”
*coughs* *makes Wilson where the ‘Is a little slow’ icon* That was what Big Baby was about, poor, slow, slow Wilson! The Weiter bit is cooler, I promise.
“this is ridiculous, Du too deserve each other, if Du wanna go, just go and act like a human being!”
There we go. =P. He right. They deserve each other, they play all these games and tell all these lies and all it ever does is make is clearer that they are made for each other! House proceeds to say he doesn’t wanna go and he is incapable of Schauspielen like a human being. He doesn’t deny the “you are made for each other” bit. Wonder why?
”I’m trying to give Du a rational reason,”
Okay I’m going to start a completion. Who can think of a rational reason for House to be with Cuddy?
“You want him there tonight."
I. LOVE. CAMERON. The knowing smile is soooooo perfect! Also the fact that I know and Du know that no one on the Zeigen ships Hameron. No one. Like, literally no one. That’s the explanation for the RIP earlier. That’s my death certificate.
When she says “you should tell him,” it’s not entirely clear what she means. Does she mean “you should tell him to go,” oder is it a tricky double meaning thing ‘cause it sounds like that’s not all she’s saying :D.
The End Scene,
It kills me. It really does. She wants to ask. He wants her to ask. We get a herz breaking montage to a heartbreaking song in a situation that I cannot rightly describe. It is beautiful. Then we have a couple of chords of “You can’t always get what Du want,” and Du begin to feel like the Stones were wrong. Du can’t get what Du need, either.
Fair well and ‘till tomorrow when I will Veröffentlichen the Softer Side article.
Unfaithful
Jesus CHRIST!
First, I had the most wonderfully hilarious reaction to Jesus appearing all scared and stuff. I actually, physically shouted “Jesus Christ!” Just thought I’d put that out there :P It seemed to me the Jesus portrayed was freaky. I mean who would want to worship him?
What are Du doing this Friday?
Now, when I saw the spoiler clip for this, on hearing that line I had a spazm attack. No jokes. Seriously, I kinda thought “what? When? Who? How? Did I miss the episode where she became in a position to ask him out?” ‘cause in all honesty that’s what it sounds like. Of course then she invites him to her ‘baby naming’. Personally I think it was really some euphemism for gangbang, and he ruined it Von actually threatening to turn up. Du saw her panic. Du think she was thinking, “oh shit, he’s actually coming,” what she was really thinking was, “oh shit, I didn’t expect him to come. It was a ploy, all I wanted to do was have sexy time with Thirteen and a few other girlfriends!” Okay in all seriousness, majorly wiggy time when she sagte that. I got over it at the baby-naming bit. And I had a discussion with Ohm in which she sagte “he better go. He just better.” Okay sorry to ruining the ending here, but he didn’t. She didn’t seem to pissed. Probably because they did it in a devilishly cunning way where we all begin crying for them. Bastards.
Okay damn, back on topic. This game they play. She seriously sounded like she wanted him to be there. I obviously can’t play this game, because I was thinking “awwww” at her serious voice. I’m not even gonna pretend to know what he was thinking. It was a sweet scene with not much meaning behind it. Let’s leave it at that. :P.
Wilson scene when they discover she was bluffing…
How do I keep House from ruining my precious display of religious hypocrisy?
My answer to that Frage was “I have no idea,” seeing as I don’t go in for religious anything. As far as I’m concerned it’s one huge display of hypocrisy (you can see I enjoyed this episode – 42 Minuten of listening to people who agree with me.) Oh wait. Du weren’t asking me. To be fair, he wasn’t even asking himself. Confusing :P.
This is where the bluffing and double bluffing and being in denial starts. Yay fun, complicatedness! I honestly did not realize she was bluffing in the first scene. How does he do that? How can he tell? Is he some kind of genius? Has been playing this game with her for twenty years? Oh wait… what Zeigen am I watching again? I think maybe we didn’t realize she was bluffing ‘cause essentially she wasn’t.
Look at this:
“For better oder for worse Du are apart of my life, it isn’t a ploy, I want Du to come,”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,”
Now this is what they think they mean:
“Ha! He’s got me, but if I carry on playing I won’t be able to Zeigen how stuffed I really am! *carries on digging her own grave *”
“LOL! I have her. Now she’s stuffed,”
Now lets look at the truth:
“For better oder for worse Du are apart of my life, it isn’t a ploy, I want Du to come,”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,”
Pretending to be bluffing and really being in denial is fun, right?
Another Wilson scene where Cuddy asks Wilson to fix her communication problems
Yet another Wilson scene where the playing is discussed… excuse me while I make a joke in my head about me much rather wanting them to play with each other, not play each other
“Whores and Hypocrisy,”
OMG, she comes clean! I mean dirty! I mean… okay let’s just go with now it’s clear it’s denial, rather than a weird line between denial and double bluffing (one being intentional the other being subconsciously intentional).
She told him she didn’t want him there. Okay so everyone knows this is a lie, right? *whacks slower ones around the head with a baseball bat* COUGHHCCOUGH*
Then she says it’s a speacial occasion filled with Liebe and acceptance. This means too things. The first is these people have serious problems with syntax. What he meant with the hooker line was “I’m a hypocrite, and I’d rather have Du than whores,”(okay so I added some words…) ad what she meant with the Liebe and acceptance line was “I’m in Liebe with you, I just can’t accept it,”. It does mean he can’t be there only they accept it. Which means if she holds one twenty years from now, I’m doubting he’d go then, either.
“That’s it? You’re really not coming?”
No shit Sherlock! And nice tyime to come out of denial! Her voice cracks and he suddenly sounds like he’s forgotten to go through puberty for like a sentence. It’s fun shipping people with the emotional age of teenager, right? After that is sorted out that he is really not coming, it gets all awkward. He wants to come, she wants him to come (hey, since when did House become impotent? Wait different spelling…), and we all get to pretend they don’t! Funsies!
“you really got a thing for your boss, huh?”
Whey! Atheist-who-isn’t-really-an-atheist guy thinks House has the hots for Cuddy! And he says it like it’s a revelation! Maybe he could write a tablet about it! Du know, stating obvious facts in a way that makes it sound impressive! HE Antworten as he does to Wilson in the Itch that he is literally HOT for her and nothing more. (and even that is one better than ham (RIP**) right?)You know I don’t thinl that lie is ever gonna stop. Du could get away with like anything with it. “uh yeah, I slept with her ‘cause I wanted to sleep with her,” “yeh I have a relationship with her to get into her pants,” “yeah I Liebe her because ei Liebe sleeping with her,” “mhm, I married her so I could always have sex with her like whenever. Oh and for the killer honeymoon,”
Du see what I mean?
“You’re the hypocrite, Du wanna go!”
“You’re the hypocrite, Du wanna go! Du don’t resent this baby, Du wanna be apart of it!”
*coughs* *makes Wilson where the ‘Is a little slow’ icon* That was what Big Baby was about, poor, slow, slow Wilson! The Weiter bit is cooler, I promise.
“this is ridiculous, Du too deserve each other, if Du wanna go, just go and act like a human being!”
There we go. =P. He right. They deserve each other, they play all these games and tell all these lies and all it ever does is make is clearer that they are made for each other! House proceeds to say he doesn’t wanna go and he is incapable of Schauspielen like a human being. He doesn’t deny the “you are made for each other” bit. Wonder why?
”I’m trying to give Du a rational reason,”
Okay I’m going to start a completion. Who can think of a rational reason for House to be with Cuddy?
“You want him there tonight."
I. LOVE. CAMERON. The knowing smile is soooooo perfect! Also the fact that I know and Du know that no one on the Zeigen ships Hameron. No one. Like, literally no one. That’s the explanation for the RIP earlier. That’s my death certificate.
When she says “you should tell him,” it’s not entirely clear what she means. Does she mean “you should tell him to go,” oder is it a tricky double meaning thing ‘cause it sounds like that’s not all she’s saying :D.
The End Scene,
It kills me. It really does. She wants to ask. He wants her to ask. We get a herz breaking montage to a heartbreaking song in a situation that I cannot rightly describe. It is beautiful. Then we have a couple of chords of “You can’t always get what Du want,” and Du begin to feel like the Stones were wrong. Du can’t get what Du need, either.
Fair well and ‘till tomorrow when I will Veröffentlichen the Softer Side article.
When does Liebe become something we need, rather than something we want? Liebe was seen as something special a long time ago. Now Liebe is what we are expected to have with us everyday of our lives. Liebe is common currency when Du are a teenager, but turns to worthless pennies the older Du get. Do we not care about the substance of what Liebe was and not what it has been made into today Von commercialisation from American Filme and Fernsehen commercials and soap operas? Only when we experience Liebe for real, can we Kommentar and judge others who are in Love. Liebe means something different to everyone. Not two people’s feeling of Liebe is the same. Why do we generalize, rationalize and compartmentalize Love? Liebe is and will continue to be an enigma. Only a handful of people will ever unlock it and witness its true beauty and essence. The essence we all crave.
Love.
Love.