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24 fans picked:
From Season 4?
From Season 4?
   33%
From Season 3?
From Season 3?
   21%
So Far From Season 5?
So Far From Season 5?
   21%
From Season 1?
From Season 1?
   17%
From Season 2?
From Season 2?
   8%
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From Season 4?
huddyislove picked From Season 4?:
There are so many!!!
Cuddy: A little part of me...
House: There's no little part of you
xD
House: I need you to bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy
xDD
House:We could, but I'd never forgive myself if we found something before we got to your breasts.
xDDDDD

and I like season 5 also!!!
what the heck, I love them all!!!
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From Season 3?
Hilson picked From Season 3?:
Lol one of my favourites, I think it's from season 3 but I can't remember.

House: Foreman's not as easy as Cameron but who is?
Cameron: -glares- I'm in the room!

I don't know why it's so funny it just is.
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From Season 4?
housefrk picked From Season 4?:
House: I've just been jerking you around for thirty seconds without you complaining or analyzing said jerking
Wilson: I'm being mature
House: in a lavender shirt. You're wearing that shirt for someone
Wilson: The health department, they frown on topless oncology
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From Season 3?
Hilson picked From Season 3?:
Lol that one is great!
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From Season 1?
miss_orange picked From Season 1?:
House: Chase! were you wering your hort shorts! (i know that's in season 2)
but the one that i truly love is:
House: what's that? are these candy canes?!?
Cameron: it's christmass and i thot...
House: Relax. it's a joke.
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soo many arrggg gets a gun and shots myself X_X
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From Season 2?
greghouseismine picked From Season 2?:
i love the candy canes gag aswell, but i like this aswell;
House knocking on Wilson's door...'I know you're in there. I can hear you caring'
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From Season 1?
DrSnark picked From Season 1?:
There are so many, but I can distinctly remember rolling around on the floor in hysterics with the Candy cane line. Classic!
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From Season 3?
EverybodyLies picked From Season 3?:
your momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin' up.
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From Season 4?
prezjackie picked From Season 4?:
My favorite piece of dialog and Houseisms.

C: I didn't know you rode the bus.
H: I used to drive home after getting drunk but some mothers got mad-d. What are you doing here, you weren't on the bus.
C: I guess this isn't a memory, it's a fantasy.
H: If it's a fantast you'd be wearing...this...
[Cuddy looks down to see herself sporting a provocative school girl's outfit]
C: Your patient is dying and you want to waste your time with a sex fantasy?
H: Don't blame me, blame my gender.
C: Well I'm not here to indulge that. You patient was driving the bus all you could see...
H: Why can't you do both?

[Cuddy starts to dance and they conduct a differential until Cuddy stops]
C: I'm distracting you.
H: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DANCE WOMAN!
C: You'd rather be diagnosing.
H: I screamed no!
C: And your own subconscious ignored you, how screwed up it that.
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From Season 2?
hettycool picked From Season 2?:
I love all them but my fave is
Chase: are u high
Cameron: Uh huh
Love House
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