House Season 1 Episode 5: Damned If Du Do

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House's new patient, Sister Augustine, has hands red with boils. While her fellow nuns suspect stigmata, House suspects dermatitis brought on Von an allergic reaction to dish soap. He gives her an antihistamine, suggests over-the-counter cortisone cream, and sends the good Sister on her way. Unfortunately, the antihistamine leaves Sister Augustine gasping for air. House believes it is an asthma attack caused Von an allergic reaction to the pill. He notices a rapid heartbeat and calls for a nurse.

Dr. Cuddy is certain that House made a mistake...

*SPOILERS FOR SEASON 5, ESPECIALLY 5x20 'Simple Explanation'*


I'll start Von saying that this is a selfish article. I am Schreiben so that I can vent. I need an outlet, and Du guys are always so supportive, so I know Du won't mind my venting.

I saw a star, sterne Wars poster today and nearly cried.

I have seen a few Kommentare around the place saying "its just a tv show" and "get over it". The thing is, it isn't just a tv show. If it was just a tv Zeigen to us, we wouldn't be here, on this site. For a lot of us, 'House MD' is a huge part of who we are. We eat-sleep-breathe the Zeigen and we are emotionally...

What could've happened...What could've been said...What could've been done...What we all dream...In the eyes of a Huddy fanatic....
(Starting from original sequence. Extended at certain point)

House was sitting on the bus, all the way in the back. He was just sitting there when Cuddy appeared.
"Didn't know Du road the bus."
"I used to drive Home after getting drunk, but some mothers got mad-d."
He paused for a second, remembering.
"Wait a second. What are Du dong here? Du weren't on the bus with me."
"Then I guess this isn't a memory. It's a fantasy." She got up from her sitz and stood in front...

Cuddy’s Place. House stood up from bett still naked. His head hurts like hell and he could feel the muscle pains starting to Bewegen from his feet, to this thigh, waist then now shoulder. He entered the bathroom to pee and was surprised when he heard the dusche turned on. He smiled and turned to see if he’s right and indeed he was, Cuddy’s taking her morning bath.
House: I didn’t know Du were in there.
Cuddy: Bluffing. I left the ---- <House entered the dusche and they both looked at each other and she tried to hide her bare breast>
House: <smiled> Du have nothing to hide, I...

Here's chapter 3 of my fanfic.
Note:I had to cut a huge part of this chapter out and had to rewrite the part.
I have already written this chapter.
These chapters are from my Livejournal.
There are currently 9 chapters.I'm currently suffering writers block.
ENJOY :D

"Yes and could it be this Friday?"Cuddy sagte into the phone.She was already at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.House's team barged into her office."I have to go."Cuddy sagte hanging up the phone."House isn't here."Thirteen said.Thirteen's hair was in a low ponytail.She wore a tan hemd, shirt that had long sleeves,suspenders,a gray shirt...

Here's chapter 2 of my fanfic.
ENJOY!:D


Cuddy tossed and turned in her bed.She couldn't sleep.She kept thinking about what had happened.Cuddy awoken fully and sat up in her bed.'Quit thinking about him Lisa!'said her conscience."I can't help it!"Cuddy sagte aloud.'Don't go to his home!Don't!'her conscience yelled at her.Cuddy got up out of her bed.She took off her nightgown and put on a long sleeve shirt,jeans,and boots.She put her hair into a low ponytail.She walked in front of her bedroom mirror."Perfect."she whispered.She walked out of her bedroom,and went to find her keys."Where are my keys?"...

Dr.Gregory House

“I teach Du to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned Du wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if Du jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? Du take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...

I was bored earlier and made up this House MD personality quiz...not sure how good it is, but I hope Du enjoy it! (Answer key at bottom)


1. Your Favorit type of patient is...
A: One that I don’t have to break bad news to.
B: One whose case lets me use my skills.
C: I don’t have to deal with patients, thank god.
D: One who won’t ask me too many Fragen about myself.
E: One who’s impressed Von me.
F: One with some freakishly rare disease.
G: One that I can use the defibrillators on.
H: One that I can talk to.
I: One who won’t make fun of my height.

2. How many hair care products...

First of all.. lemme say it has been a while since I reviewed a whole ep generally. I always tend to settle down on discussing how Huddy is progressing (or rather, not progressing) in the eps. :P
I wonder why is that XDDD

Anyway, I just loved this episode! It spoke volumes!
It actually took my breath away at times!
(and don't jump to any conclusions, it has nothing to do with House being naked XD )


First, let's focus on the, what Du would think, not so important patient's (William's) story.
We see a man, a knight, willing to give his 'life' for his queen. And not just life. He is willing to let...

Lollipop Isues

Liz-hello...r u doctor house
House-yes...wat do u want...and make it quick
Liz-well...I'm liz and I'm your daughter....
House-u can't be...who's your mother..
Liz-stacy warner....why...
House-oh my god....u r my kid...but why r u here...
Liz-my mom kicked me out.....
House-why....
Liz-reasons....if u don't wan me than I will just leave......
House-wait.....u can stay...but tell me why she kicked Du out....
Liz-I'm pregnant.....r u happy now....
House-who's the father...
Liz-this guy named...Lucas.....
House-what does he do for a living...
Liz-he's a PI....why...
House-I'll be back.....
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First this Artikel contains a LOT o spoiler but it isn't about spoilers! So stop Lesen if Du don't want to get spoiled










Hey ya House MD Fans! Long since I wrote an Artikel here! First of all: if after Lesen this little Artikel Du feel like bashing me, nehhh go ahead I can take it! And Sekunde of all: try not to because it’s not nice.

Ok so the big question, what the heck are Du Schreiben about this time?

I’m talking about THE kiss. Dun graubraun, dun graubraun, dun Daaaaannnn!!! Really I’m talking about it because GOSH! Would Du please chill out?
Why should I chill out? Didn’t Du see the promo she kissed...

starring.....
-Anusha
-AmberRocks
-Babybell
-Cuddles
-Enjoyhuddy
-Housecuddy4ever
-Mimika_s
-Misanthrope86
-Oldmovie
-Olivine
-PLH



Oldmovie took a besen and waved it. Everyone in the little room stopped talking and looked at her.
Oldmovie cleared her throat. "So... with this I, the king of Huddy, start the first official secret Huddy meeting!"
"Official..secret..??", Enjoyhuddy murmured confused.
"Why are Du the Huddy King??", someone complained. It was Babybell.
"Because I am the Huddy king and Cuddles is the Huddy queen. Everyone knows that.", Oldmovie answered.
"Good argument.", Anusha said.
"Why does this...

I wrote another Fanfic
I would like to thank Immunity for inspiring me. ^^
Oh there are no nuclear imaging.House broke all of the nuclear imaging.
The song I chose for the end of this episode is pretty random.I doubt it matches the ending.
I gave Chase Mehr screen time
I think some of our Favorit doctors are out of characters.
A small appearance Von Wilson.
Sorry Wilson <3
Last but not least...
ENJOY IT :D



[open to a PPTH recovery room]
[8 adults,3 elders,4 teens,and 3 children are in the room]
[Recovering patient is on a hospital bed]

Kelsey(the recovering patient):You guys I'm fine!
[Kelsey smiles]
Andrea(Kelsey's...

House and Cuddy go to their room to rest a bit before going to buy the tickets. She’s lying on the bett and House looks at her from the balcony, then he stands up, takes his shoes off, and lies Weiter to her. Cuddy feels him on her side and put her hand over his. House jokes. ‘I told you. Du won’t get sex from me...’
‘Any physical contact with Du means that I want sex?’
‘If Du were a different person no, but if we bär in mind that this person is you... YES!!’
‘Am I only sex for you?’
That Fragen really shocks Greg, and he remain in silence. Cuddy looks at him waiting for...

"I'll have the meaty marinara pasta, nudeln and a diet pepsi." Cameron was at a pizza Hut A few Minuten away from the hospital. She missed the hospital and sometimes she even regretted going back to Chicago. But nothing was keeping her here now.
Cameron was so cought up in her thoughts that she was oblivious of the people around her. "Cameron?" She looked up and saw Thirteen hovering Von her table. "What are Du doing here? I heard Du were in Chicago." "I was. I guess I just missed it here. Come on; sit down."
Thirteen was a little shocked Von the invitation but she accepted. They sat and talked for...

"Well, this place is a real dive." Ariel stated as she sat down at the booth.
"One of the best dives in Princeton." He sagte as he sat across from her and lay his cane against the table.
She opened up a menu and began to scan for something to order. House merely watched her for a moment. He already knew what he was gonna get. The same thing he always gets when he comes here; chicken souvlaki platter, a beer, and bakalava for dessert.
"So, those test results Du were picking up..."
She looked up at him with a challenge in her eyes.
"Am I gonna need to double bag it tonight?" He asked with his...

AN thanks for all your guys Kommentare and ratings...i hope Du are enjoying this 'series'...please read and review.... PLEASE!!! XD


Cuddy had come into work, early as usual, and she recalled the talk she had, had with Wilson that night regarding the ticket to Greece...

**flashback**

"Hey, I have a ticket to go to Greece, I won't be using it, I can't be bothered going anymore, do Du want to go instead?" he had asked.
"I don't know, I have Rachel and the hospital to look after, not to mention, House, with me gone he'd probably raze the building,"
"C'mon, Lisa, when was the last time Du went...

House was seated at the end of his conference tabelle in the DDX room. Taub, Foreman and Thirteen were narrating all the conditions of their patient. He had his eyes closed with fingers on his forehead and his phone was on the tabelle in front of him.
House: Thirteen <the team stopped and looked at him> did anyone called up when I went down?
Thirteen: No
House opened his eyes, sighed and looked at his watch.
House: Taub…
Taub: I didn’t saw Cuddy in her office when I checked five Minuten ago.
House: She wasn’t still there? I went down myself but she also wasn’t there. Where the hell is she?...

This Fan fiction is made for fun,not profit!I don't own anything of the characters nad oder the show.

And also this Fan fic is made for immunity!

Wilson and 13 had been dating for a while.He liked her company and she couldn't keep her eyes of him.She thought he was an eye-candy.And Wilson of course thought that she was hot as hell.They were doing it all the time.
This time at the restaurant while they were eating 13 played with her leg his inner parts.
Wilson got excited!Really excited.
"Right here and right now":he ordered!
13 followed him in the toilets like a puppy!
A I-can't-keep-my-pants-on-when-I-am-with-you...