What is the craziest crack pairings you've seen?

Lithuania x Tony. I've seen fanart for it.

I read a Norway x Italy fanfic once. I can't find it now but it was interesting. I'm pretty sure it was one sided on Italy's part.

would England and Italy be one?

Japan/Japan.....

What?

belarus x england
guess who ships it
scott freeman, england's voice actor xD

CanadaxKumajiro(In a bär form,and Kumajiro IS THE SEME!!!)

ALL the pairings are crazy. People will ship anything just for the sake of shipping. Hetalia wasn't even supposed to have any romance to it and yet there are still Fans shipping characters with Tiere and inanimate objects and themselves! It wasn't enough to have gay shippings among themselves?

Iceland x fridge.....

Just saying, I've read through this and I'm going to explain how some of the mentioned ones make sense, shipping wise, and then I'll tell mine.
Canada X Netherlands is actually one of the most logical Hetalia ships, as a Canadian, I should know. Just look up the history between the two countries! Also, Canada even celebrates a 'Tulip Festival' in which Netherlands gives Canada tulips.
Norway X Belarus may have started up from their similar personalities. Also, Alexander Rybak, a Belarusian/Norwegian Eurovision winner may have been the cause.
Iceland X Liechtenstein may exist because their quiet personalities and relatable life (Norway and Switzerland being overprotective, lack of army, cut off from the world).
I honestly don't know where Iceland X Fridge came from, but I think Iceland and Turkey have some history, but knowing Hetalia, it's a ship.
England X America is an obvious one, the two characters are too close.
America and Canada is another, though incest, the characters are just too close.

There are plenty Mehr I can explain, but I'll just mention my few strange Hetalia ships.
Iceland X Fridge, Norway X butter (Though it actually makes sense surprisingly), Norway X Denmark (I understand it makes sense, I just find in shipping Du can't change a character completely like DenNor does with Norway, but Norway does know the length of Denmark's capital, and that's the only proof of anything Mehr but the capital thing was most likely a joke done Von Hima and nothing canon), Switzerland and Austria (Again, characters personalities have been full on changed), and many, many Mehr

Canada & Netherlands
Belarus & France
China & the Roman Empire....And that's all I can remember for now. I saw them on fanfiction.net, I was like WTF? How are they gonna work out? >.>

prussia and prussia

Prussia/Canada
Just can't see that...

HungaryxRussia
I want to do something and make a CanadaxBelgium one but the craziest Crack pairing I saw is defiantly HungaryxRussia

I shall put these in order from least-crack to the craziest cracked on I have ever laid eyes on. 5)GermanyxRomanoXD never. NEVER.

4)HungaryxBelgium LOL ... just wow

3)EnglandxRussia I wrote a fanfic for this pairing

2)PuffinxKumajiro Theres a spot on DA for themXD

and finally... the craziest crack pairing...

1) EnglandxFMB (Flying Mint Bunny) ...I ship them now.

BelgiumxRussia
PrussiaxLichtenstein
ChinaxHungary
SpainxUkraine (Although I have to admit that pairing's kinda cute...)
FinlandxTurkey
LithuaniaxAnyone
PrussiaxCanada
CanadaxRussia
GermanyxTurkey

The point that I'm trying to make here is that some people in this fandom is batshit.

JapanxDenmark.

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

Norway x Japan...

Hatsune Miku x Japan...

I've even seen John (Homestuck) x Italy ._.

And Russia x Liechtenstein...

Among the worst are...
England/Jeanne D'Arc
Rome/YoungSpain
Whale/America
D: -_-
Fucked up is all I can say!

Hmm...Estonia/Belarus.

It's an EDWARD and BELLA pairing. :D //is shot.

Seychelles and Iceland

NorwayXPoland
IcelandXLiechtenstein
SpainXoctopus (LOL)
EstoniaXSeychelles
NorwayXUkraine
BulgariaXSeychelles
SwitzerlandXgun (I'm not surprised..)
DenmarkXSeychelles (lot of Seychelles pairs .-.)
NetherlandsXFinland
SwedenXSeychelles
AmericaXStatue of Liberty(win)
AmericaXPocahontas (win)
BelgiumXEstonia
IcelandXSeychelles
VietnamXCanada (I thought it was cute...)
AustriaXFrance (not that crack-ish though...)
Hong KongXSeychelles
GermanyXHungary
JapanXHatsune Miku
JapanXJapan (:D)
DenmarkXAmerica
CanadaXDenmark
CanadaXNetheralands (they do have some connections..)
BelarusXDenmark
LiechtensteinXRomano
EnglandXFlying Mint Bunny
KumajirouXPedo bär (0.e)
ChinaXGreece

And my OTP.....
FRIDGEICE!!!! >:D Wow I know a lot of pairings

Iceland X Hong Kong
Switzerland X Japan
Amerca X Hamburger
England X Sealand.....which is disturbing as hell.

And all of the selfcest pairings...

HREXDenmark...

Personally... the only pairings I honestly consider to be true crack are insert character here x inanimate object/whatever

Such as:

Iceland x Fridge

America x Chainsaw

and so forth. There are pairings that don't involve inanimate objects that do make me go "WTF~!?" I swear some Fans are just insane...

I've seen some crazy pairings before but these take the cake
AmericaxRomano (i just... what?.. no) \(oAo)/
and JapanxBelarus

Norway x China.
Just-- what. ._.

romano &Denmark
Sweden & Spain
America & Tony
......The last one ....really? why?

I'm going to think up a few crack pairings just for the fun of it. xD Let's see...

FinlandxRomano
RussiaxBelgium
GermanyxHerr Schtick
ItalyxUkraine (...It sounds kind of adorable, when I stop to think about it. ;u;)
SwedenxSwitzerland (o_o)
Hong KongxBelarus

Russia x ME!!!!!
XD XD XD XD

Well, I've got 2.

UsUK: Okay, I just DON'T get this pairing. I mean, they're, like, BROTHERS. England took care of america.

America X fem!America: I think this couple's crazy, but even so, I Liebe this couple. <3

quote Ren: "Personally... the only pairings I honestly consider to be true crack are insert character here x inanimate object/whatever "
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China x Shinatty-chan came across my mind but .... I guess they're Mehr canon than I think.

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wait, what octopus and whale?!o_O
I swore I'd be liberal-minded but that one... that just messed up my mind. That's.. s*domy/shot/!

Egypt x England ouo

Ummm, Belarus x Italy would be interesting...

I actually made a 3 way ship a LOOONG time ago. I think it's hilarious:

RussiaXChinaXJapan.

America x Holy Rome

Like wow. Where did that even come from?

I've seen Austria x Ancient Greece. Still can't wickeln, wickeln sie my head around that one. Another crazy one was England x Iceland...is it weird that I'm actually kind of a Fan of that? XD

Prussia x Canada

I hate crack pairings...Like Hongice, Germanyx Lietchtstien
FinlandixPrussia South KoreaxBelarus

America x Tony

Canada x Kumajiro
Germany x Herr Stick
Iceland x Fridge
England x Flying Mint Bunny
Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid) x Japan
America x Hamburger
America x Tony
England x the Doctor (Doctor Who)
Poland x MLP characters
America x regenbogen Dash
Canada x Fluttershy
Italy x Pinkie Pie
Twilight x England
Rarity x France
China x Shinatty chan
Prussia x Gilbird
selfcest in general (fem canada x canada, canada x 2p canada, fem canada x 2p canada, fem 2p canada x canada, fem 2p canada x 2p canada, etc.)

Italy X Prussia just.....no (Prucan and Gerita shipper)

AustraliaxAmerica

Does Germany X Britain count?

If Greece, Russia, oder Canada isn't shipped with me, its a crack pairing. XD

I kinda think Russia x China oder maybe Belarus x Germany. Thats weird.

RussiaxChina creeps me out for some reason. I've also seen a lot of wierd ships for Austria. The weirdest probably being AmericaxAustria. I read a cute fanfiction for it that I accidentally came across once, but how does that even get started? Sure, the writer was pretty good and it was one if the rare well written Hetalia fanfiction that I've seen but I'm confused who thought this pairing up. I've also come across fanfiction for RussiaxSpain, EnglandxRussia, and PrussiaxLiechtebstein (which I sort of like a little.)

I've seen many weird pairings so now I'm not sure that what I thought was weird... still is ? Oh I feel like I suck at english... Please forgive the little belgian here ?
Well whatever x'D I'm Schreiben a fanfiction and while I'll make UsUk, NiChu, SpaMano and GerIta... Well I've already put together cute little Matthew with The Awesome Gilbert (Yeah I know that pairing kind of came out of nowhere. Just because Gil talked about Mattie on his blog). But Du know, I didn't knew if I could do something with the last to. So I asked my friend and she sagte "Put them together ! ^^". So now I can add Francis x Ivan.
I don't know what I can do with them x'D Should I add what I think it'll be like ? Because I can and you'll quickly know what's hard, beside the fact I don't know how to make them fall in Liebe with each other...
"Hey I... killed your sister. And your parents. And your maids and everyone actually but... I Liebe Du ?"
*Sigh* Well it's still possible isn't it ? Yoshiya: But isn't an alternate universe ? So it isn't really his sister... Tori: Uh ? Oh right... well I still dunno, really. Oops, talking to myself again... And I'll be boring you...

Those incest oder selfcest ones... I don't get them.. I still don't get why people ship USUK, Itacest, Germacest, etc.

And also the xWorld pairings.
England x The World
France x The World
Lithuania x The World
But I do find that pretty much everyone in Hetalia has been shipped with everyone else. One thing that bothers me is that people thing PruCan is crack. They are both kindof lonely characters and I feel like they could be adorable friends, and Gilbird and Kumajirou too :)

Norway X Belarus?
Or
Iceland X Liechtenstein?

China x Hatsune Miku
Wut

England x Liechenstein... Switzerland get out your gun. I'm sorry it had to be this way Iggy, but your smexy eyebrows can't save Du now. xD

Italy x Belarus
Japan x Denmark
Sweden x Prussia
Germany x Australia

I have the misfortune (?) of having Liechtenstein x 2p America as my OTP.

Romano x Belarus is funny.

I ship most anything. Especially crack pairings. XD

I crackship Switzerland and Poland. DO. NOT. ASK.

Russia x Sarah Palin.
Prussia x besen

The craziest I've seen...srry I found this over Google.

Maybe Germany X Romano? oder China X Liechtenstein. oder Italy X 2p...idk what I'm doing anymore.

JapanxCanada
GermanyxAmerica

I don't know if anyone had sagte this before but

Prussia X Prussia
Turkey X Netherlands
England X Belarus

All of them besides the canon pairs. Me and the fridge is funny because its not true.....

i seen kikuXmiku xDDD nd china X miku an cuba X japaan

Narrator x Iceland.
I mean, he's the only character that can break the Fourth Wall...

I was looking at pictures of Flying Mint Bunny just then and found the ship Tony x Flying Mint Bunny.
I'll let the picture speak for itself

The weirdest pairing I've seen in Colonel Sanders X America X Ronald McDonald and Canada X human Kumajiro

Well I was Lesen a fanfiction and there was some France x Russia....

greece x switzerland