I Liebe Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things Du can say oder do when he insults you. Let's get this Liste started!
1.If he calls Du a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of Du for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes Du sick.
9. "Say that one Mehr time Du blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did Du run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy Du some new ones."
12. Say, Are Du naturally stupid? oder do Du practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? Du father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for Du Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult Du could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish Du had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls Du an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted Von a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did Du know the frettchen could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are Du doing here? Shouldn't Du be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
1.If he calls Du a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of Du for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes Du sick.
9. "Say that one Mehr time Du blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did Du run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy Du some new ones."
12. Say, Are Du naturally stupid? oder do Du practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? Du father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for Du Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult Du could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish Du had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls Du an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted Von a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did Du know the frettchen could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are Du doing here? Shouldn't Du be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
Q.) If Harry and Edward had to duel against each other using their own abilities, who do Du think would win?
Meyer:
A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the Filme so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to ente a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 Sekunden because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.
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This was an interview done in 08 I think Von MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do Du agree?
Meyer:
A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the Filme so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to ente a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 Sekunden because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.
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This was an interview done in 08 I think Von MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do Du agree?