link and I saw something similar Von link on this spot for link, and we just had to think up a Liste together for Severus as well :-). I Liebe these lists
1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because Du feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone Cedric Diggory is “still walking around, only sparklier”, oder that Grindelwald “used to be a vampire when he was younger”.
7) Enchant the Great Hall's doors to sing out “Who let the Hunde out, woof, woof, woof, woof ” every time Sirius oder Remus walk into the room.
8) Hide in a cupboard waiting for Longbottom to pass by, jump out, pretend to be a boggart and then laugh yourself silly when Neville wets his pants oder passes out because his Ridiculus spell doesn't work any more.
9) Open your Fan mail in public places, no one wants to know what your legion of lewd, sick, twisted, perverted Fans want to do with your “wand”/buttons/hands/polyjuice potion/etc.
10) Flea collars are not acceptable Weihnachten gifts!!!! Du must apologise to Sirius, Remus AND Minerva!!!'
11) Cast disillusionment charms on all of Harry Potter's classroom and dorm room doors.
12) Paint a bullseye on Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.
13) Slip laxatives into Hagrid's kürbis saft after locking all the toilet doors, oder you'll be the one cleaning the mess (took poor Filch and Minerva 2 days to scourgify and clean it all up AND the corridor had to be closed off for a fortnight before the smell dissipated!)
14) Collect strands of Hermione's hair to sell as cauldron scourers.
15) Get elves to use a dustbuster to better clean the “dust” under Fawlks' perch.
16) The Great Hall is for students' and staff members' use only, NOT for deatheater all night movie marathon/karaoke nights (still trying to obliviate the image of Lucious Malfoy gyrating and Singen “I'm too sexy for my robes”)
17) How many times do we have to remind Du that Fang is lactose intolerant! Don't feed him dairy products at Order meetings!!!!
18) Hide Mad eye's leg and refuse to return it until he sings and dances to Footloose.
19) Use students (specially first years) to test out newly developed spells and/or potions.
20) Dare Gryffinndors to eat bugs. They will always do it.
21) Telling first-years that they need to have the "witch-burning test" done to them upon entering Hogwarts is not funny
22) Put Hagrid's baby blast-ended skrewts in the Gryffindor's Quidditch robes.
23) Dunk your owl's feet in ink and have it walk over parchment before selling it to students as a "cheat sheet" for Ancient Runes.
24) Sing 'Hungry Like the Wolf' in front of Remus Lupin. In fact, Du may not speak to Remus Lupin at all.
25) Challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic Von asking for hair.
Numbers 20 through to 25 were taken from imSiriuslyLupin4you's link Fell free to add any new ones Du can think of in the Kommentare section :-)
1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because Du feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone Cedric Diggory is “still walking around, only sparklier”, oder that Grindelwald “used to be a vampire when he was younger”.
7) Enchant the Great Hall's doors to sing out “Who let the Hunde out, woof, woof, woof, woof ” every time Sirius oder Remus walk into the room.
8) Hide in a cupboard waiting for Longbottom to pass by, jump out, pretend to be a boggart and then laugh yourself silly when Neville wets his pants oder passes out because his Ridiculus spell doesn't work any more.
9) Open your Fan mail in public places, no one wants to know what your legion of lewd, sick, twisted, perverted Fans want to do with your “wand”/buttons/hands/polyjuice potion/etc.
10) Flea collars are not acceptable Weihnachten gifts!!!! Du must apologise to Sirius, Remus AND Minerva!!!'
11) Cast disillusionment charms on all of Harry Potter's classroom and dorm room doors.
12) Paint a bullseye on Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.
13) Slip laxatives into Hagrid's kürbis saft after locking all the toilet doors, oder you'll be the one cleaning the mess (took poor Filch and Minerva 2 days to scourgify and clean it all up AND the corridor had to be closed off for a fortnight before the smell dissipated!)
14) Collect strands of Hermione's hair to sell as cauldron scourers.
15) Get elves to use a dustbuster to better clean the “dust” under Fawlks' perch.
16) The Great Hall is for students' and staff members' use only, NOT for deatheater all night movie marathon/karaoke nights (still trying to obliviate the image of Lucious Malfoy gyrating and Singen “I'm too sexy for my robes”)
17) How many times do we have to remind Du that Fang is lactose intolerant! Don't feed him dairy products at Order meetings!!!!
18) Hide Mad eye's leg and refuse to return it until he sings and dances to Footloose.
19) Use students (specially first years) to test out newly developed spells and/or potions.
20) Dare Gryffinndors to eat bugs. They will always do it.
21) Telling first-years that they need to have the "witch-burning test" done to them upon entering Hogwarts is not funny
22) Put Hagrid's baby blast-ended skrewts in the Gryffindor's Quidditch robes.
23) Dunk your owl's feet in ink and have it walk over parchment before selling it to students as a "cheat sheet" for Ancient Runes.
24) Sing 'Hungry Like the Wolf' in front of Remus Lupin. In fact, Du may not speak to Remus Lupin at all.
25) Challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic Von asking for hair.
Numbers 20 through to 25 were taken from imSiriuslyLupin4you's link Fell free to add any new ones Du can think of in the Kommentare section :-)
Some Harry Potter Fans might disagree with me, but... THE NEWEST MOVIE SUCKED!!!! Sorry to say this but it did. It was a lot shorter than all the others, there was almost no plot, and almost nothing happened the whole movie. All they accomplished in the movie was to find the initials of some guy. I hope the Weiter one does a lot better than that one. Although I suppose Dumbledore dying was an interesting thing that happened. The only good thing that came out of that movie was that it progressed the story. Other Fans should agree with me, and if they don't it would surprise me. I am a long time Harry Potter fan. I have all the Filme and I have seen all of them in the theaters, and I have all the books. I'm not saying I am no longer a Harry Potter Fan oder I don't look vorwärts-, nach vorn to the Weiter movie, but if Du haven't seen the movie stick to the book.
Soft Harry Potters Fans will expierience:
1. Du will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. Du will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. Du would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter Fans will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. Du will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. Du will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. Du would have read the whole series Mehr than three times. Ditto films.
5. Du can quote long passages off Von heart.
So dahlings, see if Du have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic oder a just a plain fan. :)
1. Du will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. Du will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. Du would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter Fans will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. Du will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. Du will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. Du would have read the whole series Mehr than three times. Ditto films.
5. Du can quote long passages off Von heart.
So dahlings, see if Du have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic oder a just a plain fan. :)