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why this site thinks twilight is better than harry potter

posted by mr-cullen

YOU MUST KNOW THAT I DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE POINTS

Okay, SO many people are saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That’s SO not true!
Twilight is a timeless tale of love, then Liebe Lost and found again. It shows how Liebe can get Du through everything. It’s such a sweet story about the things people do for love, like Bella goes all the way to Italy to save Edward from the Volturi, for instance.
Also, Twilight is MUCH Mehr creative, I mean, Stephenie Meyer created a new kind of Vampire, instead of just using a stereotypical, Dracula type Vampire. I mean, they sparkle, how...

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flaws in twilight

posted by mr-cullen

NOTE:copied from web site.
if same Artikel is there tell me i will remove this

1) Sperm are living cells that need to be reproduced. If Du have been dead for a hundred years such as Edward Cullen your sperm would be LONG dead. Also sperm needs protein, something Edwards body has no need for. If Edward has no sperm, how did he conceive Renessme?

2) 23 and 24 chromosomes does not produce a healthy off spring. Nessie either had a genetic disorder would of died.

3) If Jasper shouldn't of been around people why did he go to school. The Cullen family lived in the middle of no where. I'm sure they could...

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Harry Potter the Superior and Twilight the Inferior

posted by Helena-B-Carter

First of all, Harry Potter has suspense and is not entirely predictable. How many of Du thought Quirrell was the bad guy in Philosopher's Stone instead of Snape? Not many, I think. How many of Du thought Sirius Black was evil in Prisoner of Azkaban? A lot. Now that my point is made, I'll ask Du this: how many of Du knew Bella schwan would choose Edward instead of Jacob? Possibly Mehr than a half of Du if not ninety percent. Twilight is very predictable.

On that note, I'll say that Harry Potter has a very complex plot, spun together Von interesting events unlike Twilight, where the only events...

flaws in the GREAT harry potter

posted by mr-cullen

NOTE: copied from web site

How come moody see through the invisibility mantel in 4th Jahr when it was supposed to be one of the Hallows.

How come all the order members apparate inside the hog’s head when the air around was supposed to become thick and Harry was not able to disparate from there.

One supplementary, also on the same night when children were evacuated from Hogwarts, how can they disparate all the children (again the same reason for not being apparating according to me.)

Why Dumbledore’s wand was not snapped in two when he was buried as it was tradition in wizards to snap the wand...

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Highest-grossing films

posted by sharon-sel

Avatar is the highest-grossing film of all-time, with a global gross of almost $2.8 billion, and ten films have grossed in excess of $1 billion. All the films presented here have had a theatrical run in the last twenty years, and films that have not played during this period do not appear in the chart due to ticket-price inflation, population size and ticket purchasing trends not being considered. Gone with the Wind—first released in 1939—has earned $3.3 billion globally when adjusted to contemporary prices, making it the best all-time performer at the box office.[10] The most represented...

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The pros of Twilight, written Von a Potterhead.

posted by TheBreeze

Yeah, I know there's already one of these in this club, but I'm going to do another one. :)
Just a few points on certin parts of Twilight.

Bella Swan-
Oh dear me, Bella Swan. When one says her name, what comes to your mind? A young heroine? A clumsy sweetheart? oder perhaps a useless idiot?
For me, the latter comes to my head. I don't like Bella as a person, and feel she is lacking in certin qualities I admire in the hero of a story. But, why should the main character be a good person in order for the storyline to be good? I myself, am a huge Fan of the Harry Potter books, do not like Harry himself...

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Twilight oder Harry Potter?

posted by slytherin713

Twilight oder Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.

Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books oder movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a Liebe triangle.
ME: Well...HP has Liebe triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires...

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Bella's flaws and Twilight's plots

posted by slushie

People keep on saying that Bella has no flaws. What about being clumsy? They also say that she's codependent, and she's anti-feminist. Aren't those flaws?

I just don't get why people say that Bella has no flaws, yet at the same time, they point out her flaws.

Also, they say that the Twilight Bücher have no plot. Please tell me why they have no plot.

Twilight: Bella meets Edward. They fall in Liebe and Bella meets the parents. James smells Bella and wants to kill her. Edward eventually kills Bella and reverses the vampire transformation.

New Moon: Edward leaves Bella. Jacob is apparently a werewolf....

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50 Ways for a Harry Potter Fan to annoy a Twilight Fan

posted by twilightlover73

1. When a twilight Fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all Fragen about twilight that Du can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book Berichten on the most boring Bücher of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that Du hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible Autor and her Bücher make want to poke...

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A letter to twilight

posted by twilightlover73

WARNING This Artikel might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a Fan of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling Du this because you'll read and Kommentar anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, please get a life. When peoples' Liebe leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like Du did.

Edward, Du think you're hot when Du sparkle?...

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"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," oder the ending of the Twilight saga?

posted by maritina12345

Would Du prefer to read the new adventures of soor after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," oder to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Would you prefer to read the new adventures of thrush after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," or to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Summer is the perfect opportunity to stop and relax and let your imagination fly: and what better opportunity to spend some 'time to read, drift into a fabulous world of the best stories?

But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter oder the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would Du prefer to read the new adventures of soor after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," oder to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!

And how can Du imagine Mehr of these stories? Let go of the Fantasy and ... "write" Du Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!

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My honest opinion of Twilight

posted by KateKicksAss

I first found out about the Twilight novels about four years ago. I was at an event with a raffle, and I’d acquired several raffle tickets, and was looking through the raffle items. I came across copies of Twilight and Eclipse that were being raffled off. I’d never head of the Twilight Series before, as this was before they’d become really popular, and I loved reading, so I put my tickets into the raffle for Twilight.
I wasn’t really surprised when I won, since I’d put three tickets in, and only a few other people had entered.
I got Home and began Lesen Twilight, and then when I was...

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Just remembered an Artikel about a bet.

posted by sofiacalista

A few years back I read an Artikel about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the Artikel says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. Kürzlich reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...

Harry Potter is the cure to a Twilight addiction.

posted by 11Anime_Fool

So, Du like Harry Potter? What about Twilight?
I've read (and watched) them both.
When I was twelve I picked up a paper back cover of "Twilight" at the airport for something to read on my plane ride home. I did become quite infatuated with the series, tearing through the second, third and fourth books. I went on this Fan club on my old account (which I have long since abandoned) and talked trash about Harry Potter, and talked about how wonderful Twilight was. I talked about Twilight like it was my Bible, and mocked Harry Potter (which I knew Weiter to nothing about). However, when I was thirteen,...

Dumbledore???

posted by spongebob105

Did Du ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As Du can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore sagte that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that oder act twards that person. WELL HE DID!

He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if Du want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105

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Arthur Weasley vs Charlie Swan: Who's the better Father Figure?

posted by PotterLambert93

Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives Guter Rat as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts oder sits all Tag drinking bier and watching...

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30 Things That Would Make the Harry Potter Series Better

posted by youknowit101

This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something Mehr that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed Von a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The Schokolade shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should...

reasons why twilight is better the harry potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

1. Twilight has Mehr deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about Liebe and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...

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FOTM December- Interview with KatiiCullen94

posted by GemonkDruid

She's pro-Twilight!

So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

Her Favorit character: Jacob Black

1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won oder parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....

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One way Twilight SHOULD have gone

posted by KateKicksAss

**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**

Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's Mehr to life than hot guys. oder guys in general.

Bella: Oh, look, i'm really beliebt for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people oder treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.

Edward: I Liebe Du Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?

Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.

Bella: Okay, you're nice...