Du know you're Greek when...
Du have had eaten loukoumades.
Du can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera.
Du can spell kefalograviera.
Du make frappe before leaving home, when getting to the office, after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after the guests leave and before going to bed.
Du call an older person you've never met before "Thio" oder "Thia".
Du hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make Du believe that they actually do.
When Du arrive Home from a foreign country Du find 20 people waiting for Du at the airport.
Du always curse at Greeks and then when Du travel to Europe oder the States Du only make Greek friends.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
Du fight over who pays the abendessen bill.
Du teach Europeans/Americans swear words in your language.
Du always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn on the light".
Du ask your dad a simple Frage and he tells Du a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school with no shoes.
Your uncle owns a restaurant, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monte Carlo.
Du have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro.
At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.
All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
Du can name any oder all of the gods on Mount Olympus.
Your mother oder father still feel the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public.
Du have been hit at some point with a "pandofla" oder a "koutala".
Du can dance the kalamatiano, tsamiko oder zebekiko without music.
Du oder a family member have been photographed with a donkey.
Du must name your children after your parents, grandparents, oder in-laws.
Du have at least 5 Maria's, 7 Dimitri's, 5 Niko's, 6 George's and 4 Yanni's in the family.
Upon meeting another Greek Du try to find out what village they're from.
Du have a bottle of ouzo in your house right now.
Du know what a "komboloi" is.
Du know how to work a "komboloi".
When Du were younger and going on car trips Du always had to sit on someone's lap in the front oder back seat.
Du make up your own Greco-American language :For e.g. Carro (car), Moovare (move).
Du were the first one to get cable on your block, but the last to have it legally.
Du arrive 2 hours later to your appointment and think that is normal.
When Du are busted in US customs for carrying a rather big amount of olive oil, feta, ouzo oder frape and mom's spanakopita.
Du have ever been threatened Von a Greek School teacher.
Still get threatened Von a Greek School teacher even though you're 30 years old.
Du know about the concept of freedom of speech but Du think it applies only to yourself.
You're very familiar with beliebt culture figures such as Despina Vandi, Anna Vissi, Sakis Rouvas, Helena Paparizou, and Du probably know all the nasty little details of their (ex-)private lives.
You're familiar with Thanasis Veggos, Aliki Vougiouklaki, Giannis Dalianidis's films, and a whole series of black and white films dating from the late '50's to the early '70's.
Du are a Fußball fanatic and Du probably deem yourself qualified to give Guter Rat to the coach of the National Team.
It would be unthinkable for Du not to support one of the major Greek teams.
Baseball, cricket and American football are exotic kinds of entertainment, widely (and inexplicably) appreciated beyond the seas.
Du expect to have at least three weeks of vacation a year.
Du take it for granted that Greek cuisine is the best in the world.
Du put salt in your Essen before Du taste it.
Weiter to the toilet Du keep lots of newspapers and magazines, since Du spend a great deal of educational time in there.
When leaving a house, Du stand at the front door for a half Stunde Mehr and talk.
You're Home an Stunde late and you're already listed as a missing person.
Your parents have never realized phone connections have gotten better in the last 20 years and still continue to scream on the phone.
Du tell mama you're not hungry and she thinks Du have an eating disorder.
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Du have had eaten loukoumades.
Du can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera.
Du can spell kefalograviera.
Du make frappe before leaving home, when getting to the office, after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after the guests leave and before going to bed.
Du call an older person you've never met before "Thio" oder "Thia".
Du hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make Du believe that they actually do.
When Du arrive Home from a foreign country Du find 20 people waiting for Du at the airport.
Du always curse at Greeks and then when Du travel to Europe oder the States Du only make Greek friends.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
Du fight over who pays the abendessen bill.
Du teach Europeans/Americans swear words in your language.
Du always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn on the light".
Du ask your dad a simple Frage and he tells Du a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school with no shoes.
Your uncle owns a restaurant, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monte Carlo.
Du have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro.
At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.
All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
Du can name any oder all of the gods on Mount Olympus.
Your mother oder father still feel the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public.
Du have been hit at some point with a "pandofla" oder a "koutala".
Du can dance the kalamatiano, tsamiko oder zebekiko without music.
Du oder a family member have been photographed with a donkey.
Du must name your children after your parents, grandparents, oder in-laws.
Du have at least 5 Maria's, 7 Dimitri's, 5 Niko's, 6 George's and 4 Yanni's in the family.
Upon meeting another Greek Du try to find out what village they're from.
Du have a bottle of ouzo in your house right now.
Du know what a "komboloi" is.
Du know how to work a "komboloi".
When Du were younger and going on car trips Du always had to sit on someone's lap in the front oder back seat.
Du make up your own Greco-American language :For e.g. Carro (car), Moovare (move).
Du were the first one to get cable on your block, but the last to have it legally.
Du arrive 2 hours later to your appointment and think that is normal.
When Du are busted in US customs for carrying a rather big amount of olive oil, feta, ouzo oder frape and mom's spanakopita.
Du have ever been threatened Von a Greek School teacher.
Still get threatened Von a Greek School teacher even though you're 30 years old.
Du know about the concept of freedom of speech but Du think it applies only to yourself.
You're very familiar with beliebt culture figures such as Despina Vandi, Anna Vissi, Sakis Rouvas, Helena Paparizou, and Du probably know all the nasty little details of their (ex-)private lives.
You're familiar with Thanasis Veggos, Aliki Vougiouklaki, Giannis Dalianidis's films, and a whole series of black and white films dating from the late '50's to the early '70's.
Du are a Fußball fanatic and Du probably deem yourself qualified to give Guter Rat to the coach of the National Team.
It would be unthinkable for Du not to support one of the major Greek teams.
Baseball, cricket and American football are exotic kinds of entertainment, widely (and inexplicably) appreciated beyond the seas.
Du expect to have at least three weeks of vacation a year.
Du take it for granted that Greek cuisine is the best in the world.
Du put salt in your Essen before Du taste it.
Weiter to the toilet Du keep lots of newspapers and magazines, since Du spend a great deal of educational time in there.
When leaving a house, Du stand at the front door for a half Stunde Mehr and talk.
You're Home an Stunde late and you're already listed as a missing person.
Your parents have never realized phone connections have gotten better in the last 20 years and still continue to scream on the phone.
Du tell mama you're not hungry and she thinks Du have an eating disorder.
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