Serena transporter, van der Woodsen slept with Nate Archibald. Upon returning to New York, she dated Dan. That went on for a while. Eventually, she went back to Nate. But Dan Humphrey wanted her too. So they told her she had to choose. She did.
We told Du yesterday about Taylor Momsen saying s**t on live TV, and now Du can see for yourself, if that's what floats your boat. We've got the clip, which requires not just a spoiler warning but several other kinds of warnings.