GG: Gossip Girl here, your one and only Quelle into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite. Spotted. Blair Waldorf and Serena transporter, van der Woodsen stepping into the pharmacy. To pick up what? We’ll know soon enough. Du know Du Liebe me. XOXO, Gossip Girl
(Blair’s phone goes off at the same time that Serena’s does)
B: Du have got to be kidding me!
S: B, don’t worry. After we buy the pregnancy test, we’ll put it in one of our purses.
B: What good will that do, S?!? What if someone steps into the pharmacy and takes a picture of us buying it???? The blast will be all over...