(Brittany was alone in a classroom, minding her own business and doing her homework in crayon. Santana and Quinn came in and sat Weiter to her.)
Quinn: Well, Unholy Trinity once again.
Brittany (unenthusiastically): I've had better threesome moments than this, Quinn. No offense. I mean, the freshman with the Down Syndrome still owes me 10 tickets from that Tag we went to Chuck E. Cheese's.
Santana: Why are Du so down, Brit?
Brittany: I just have a lot on my plate lately.
Quinn: What happened?
Brittany: Well, first I had some disgusting eggs and cheese for breakfast today. Then I felt like I had morning...
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