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As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you.
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Du guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses.
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Not really my type, but I like that attitude.
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Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.
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I like setting stuff on feuer and beating up people I don't know. I own that...
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Maybe if we seemed Mehr dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down...
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This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.
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I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how...
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You're a really good teacher, even if everyone is calling Du a man whore.
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It takes years to build a good reputation, and only Sekunden to destroy it.
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We have to do what we've been dreading. Something Mehr terrifying than Rachel's..
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Why does everyone assume I'm angry all the time? It's called being sassy.
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I don't know how to turn on a computer.
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You're a slut, Will. You're a slut, you're a slut. Everyone should know that.
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I'm ironically turned on Von your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
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I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors...
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Can Du even feel your feet?
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I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.
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I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?
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Thats D funny thing about reputations, everyone thinks im the heartbreaker, fact
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Ever since Du separated from your wife, you've spent a lot of late nights..
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Do I get to kill you?
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Besides, Jesse will never fully understand what it means to be a jew
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I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.
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Du had me at sex tape. How can I help?
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