I Bitch-slapped Sandy Ryerson because im a Unicorn :)

I cheated on Holly Holiday so I kicked a chair :)

Mine was I bit**ed slapped Finn Hudson becuase his face tastes awesome

WHAT

I body-swapped with Rachel Berry because we were on Fondue For Two

i went to breadstix with Sebastian Smythe cause jbi blackmailed me

I slushied Blaine Anderson because because his face tastes awesome!

I sang a duet with Blaine because FELINGS!!!

I kissed Mercedes Jones because I was rejected from NYADA.

I went all Lima Heights on Kurt Hummel because we were on Fondue for Two

I stalked Mr. Schue because FEELINGS.