(Puck was alone in a classroom, looking over some study papers for a test. He had a hard time trying to get ready for a geography test coming up. Finn, Rory, and Sam all came in at sat at his table.)
Finn: Du look down.
Sam (looking at Puck's study papers): Wow. This is the first time I've seen Du poke your nose in some notes in a long time.
Puck: I have to get ready for this test. I'm having a hell of a hard time with this.
Rory: When is the test?
Puck: Tomorrow.
(Silence.)
Sam: And you're just now saying this because--
Puck: I saw my dad yesterday.
(Puck had a flashback when he was in his backyard with his father. He had some bottles of scotch in a box. He gave a bottle to his son.)
Mr. Puckerman: I wanted to give Du this just in case Du remember me one Tag later on and Du want to get wasted oder something.
Puck: Dad, I've been drunk before. It's nothing new.
Mr. Puckerman (confused): So...you're, like, 22 oder something?
Puck: I'm still in high school.
Mr. Puckerman: Are Du sure? My son's supposed to be small with a head of hair and--
Puck: Du don't remember leaving me at all, do you?
(The guy who played Puck's father, Thomas Calabro, was silent. Then he got out of character.)
Thomas (confused): How did I get here?!
(The flashback ended. Finn, Sam, and Rory looked at each other, and then at Puck.)
Finn: Well, we're going to help. Where do we get started at?
Puck: Right here, I guess.
(Finn, Puck, Sam, Rory, and the rest of the Glee guys stayed after school to help study. They stayed until 5:30 p.m. They were all tired.)
Rory (pointing to a map): What direction is Derry located?
Puck (annoyed): I don't know! I mean, I've been sitting in the same chair for an Stunde and 45 minutes, trying to figure out Antwort to where Irish countries are. Can we Bewegen on?
Artie: Du put this on yourself, Puck.
Puck (to Artie): You're one to talk. Du Lost Brittany because Du were mean to her. Now look where Du are: alone.
Artie: At least she got the truth told to her.
Finn (yelling): Enough! We're going to get this studying down, and Puck's passing this test.
(Everyone suddenly stops arguing. Tired, the boys continued with their study session.)
Sam: In which country is Madrid located?
Puck: I told you, I don't know.
Sam: You're not even trying.
Puck (rubbing his forehead): I don't--India? Greenland? Spain? How am I supposed to--
Finn: Wait, what did Du say?
(Silence.)
Puck: Madrid is...in Spain.
(The boys look at him with a surprised look on his face.)
Finn: Dude, Du did it.
Puck (smiling): Yeah, I did!
(Everyone cheers in relief.)
Mike: Cool then.
Joe: You're going to ace this test.
Artie: Just a few Mehr Fragen to go.
Blaine (cheering): This calls for a song!
(But before Blaine sings, Finn stops him.)
Finn: Dude...not that excited Weiter time.
Blaine: It's Glee. We do it all the time.
Finn: Not in time of concentration. Control yourself!
Blaine (to himself): Piss off...
Well, what do Du think? I hope Du like it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Five!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Seven!!!
Finn: Du look down.
Sam (looking at Puck's study papers): Wow. This is the first time I've seen Du poke your nose in some notes in a long time.
Puck: I have to get ready for this test. I'm having a hell of a hard time with this.
Rory: When is the test?
Puck: Tomorrow.
(Silence.)
Sam: And you're just now saying this because--
Puck: I saw my dad yesterday.
(Puck had a flashback when he was in his backyard with his father. He had some bottles of scotch in a box. He gave a bottle to his son.)
Mr. Puckerman: I wanted to give Du this just in case Du remember me one Tag later on and Du want to get wasted oder something.
Puck: Dad, I've been drunk before. It's nothing new.
Mr. Puckerman (confused): So...you're, like, 22 oder something?
Puck: I'm still in high school.
Mr. Puckerman: Are Du sure? My son's supposed to be small with a head of hair and--
Puck: Du don't remember leaving me at all, do you?
(The guy who played Puck's father, Thomas Calabro, was silent. Then he got out of character.)
Thomas (confused): How did I get here?!
(The flashback ended. Finn, Sam, and Rory looked at each other, and then at Puck.)
Finn: Well, we're going to help. Where do we get started at?
Puck: Right here, I guess.
(Finn, Puck, Sam, Rory, and the rest of the Glee guys stayed after school to help study. They stayed until 5:30 p.m. They were all tired.)
Rory (pointing to a map): What direction is Derry located?
Puck (annoyed): I don't know! I mean, I've been sitting in the same chair for an Stunde and 45 minutes, trying to figure out Antwort to where Irish countries are. Can we Bewegen on?
Artie: Du put this on yourself, Puck.
Puck (to Artie): You're one to talk. Du Lost Brittany because Du were mean to her. Now look where Du are: alone.
Artie: At least she got the truth told to her.
Finn (yelling): Enough! We're going to get this studying down, and Puck's passing this test.
(Everyone suddenly stops arguing. Tired, the boys continued with their study session.)
Sam: In which country is Madrid located?
Puck: I told you, I don't know.
Sam: You're not even trying.
Puck (rubbing his forehead): I don't--India? Greenland? Spain? How am I supposed to--
Finn: Wait, what did Du say?
(Silence.)
Puck: Madrid is...in Spain.
(The boys look at him with a surprised look on his face.)
Finn: Dude, Du did it.
Puck (smiling): Yeah, I did!
(Everyone cheers in relief.)
Mike: Cool then.
Joe: You're going to ace this test.
Artie: Just a few Mehr Fragen to go.
Blaine (cheering): This calls for a song!
(But before Blaine sings, Finn stops him.)
Finn: Dude...not that excited Weiter time.
Blaine: It's Glee. We do it all the time.
Finn: Not in time of concentration. Control yourself!
Blaine (to himself): Piss off...
Well, what do Du think? I hope Du like it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Five!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Seven!!!
Living easy
Loving free
Season ticket for a one way ride
Asking nothing
Leave me be
Taken everything in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' I would rather do
Going down
Von the time
My Friends are gonna be there too, eh
I'm on a highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me 'round
Hey Satan
Paid my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey momma
Look at me
I'm on my way to the Promised Land, wooh
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Mmm, don't stop me
Eh,Eh,Eh
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to
Hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
And I'm goin' down,all the waa-ay-aay, wohh
M-on the highway to hell
Loving free
Season ticket for a one way ride
Asking nothing
Leave me be
Taken everything in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' I would rather do
Going down
Von the time
My Friends are gonna be there too, eh
I'm on a highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me 'round
Hey Satan
Paid my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey momma
Look at me
I'm on my way to the Promised Land, wooh
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Mmm, don't stop me
Eh,Eh,Eh
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to
Hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
And I'm goin' down,all the waa-ay-aay, wohh
M-on the highway to hell
Bed! Bed! I couldn't go to bed.
My head's too light to try to set it down.
Sleep! Sleep! I couldn't sleep tonight.
Not for all the jewels in the crown.
I could have danced all night,
I could have danced all night,
And still have begged for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know what made it so exciting.
Why all at once my herz took flight. I only know when he
Began to dance with me I could have danced,
danced, danced all night!
My head's too light to try to set it down.
Sleep! Sleep! I couldn't sleep tonight.
Not for all the jewels in the crown.
I could have danced all night,
I could have danced all night,
And still have begged for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know what made it so exciting.
Why all at once my herz took flight. I only know when he
Began to dance with me I could have danced,
danced, danced all night!
Where it began
I can't begin to knowin
But then I know it's growin strong
Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Whod have believed you'd come along
Hands, touchin hands
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin you
Sweet caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
But now I
Look at the night
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurtin runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when I'm with you
Warm, touchin warm
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin you
Sweet caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Oh, no, no
Sweet caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
I believed they never could
Sweet caroline
I can't begin to knowin
But then I know it's growin strong
Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Whod have believed you'd come along
Hands, touchin hands
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin you
Sweet caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
But now I
Look at the night
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurtin runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when I'm with you
Warm, touchin warm
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin you
Sweet caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Oh, no, no
Sweet caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
I believed they never could
Sweet caroline
Maybe this time, I'll be lucky
Maybe this time he'll stay
Maybe this time, for the first time
Liebe won't hurry away
He will hold me fast
I'll be Home at last
Not a loser anymore
Like the last time, and the time before
Everybody loves a winner
So nobody loved me
Lady peaceful, Lady happy
That's what I long to be
All the odds are, they're in my favor
Something's bound to begin
It's gotta happen, hahaha-happen sometime
Maybe this time I'll win
Cuz
Everybody they Liebe a winner
So nobody loved me
Lady peaceful, Lady happy
That's what I long to be
All the odds are, they're in my favor
Something's bound to begin
It's gotta happen,
happen sometime
Maybe this time I'll win
Maybe this time he'll stay
Maybe this time, for the first time
Liebe won't hurry away
He will hold me fast
I'll be Home at last
Not a loser anymore
Like the last time, and the time before
Everybody loves a winner
So nobody loved me
Lady peaceful, Lady happy
That's what I long to be
All the odds are, they're in my favor
Something's bound to begin
It's gotta happen, hahaha-happen sometime
Maybe this time I'll win
Cuz
Everybody they Liebe a winner
So nobody loved me
Lady peaceful, Lady happy
That's what I long to be
All the odds are, they're in my favor
Something's bound to begin
It's gotta happen,
happen sometime
Maybe this time I'll win