(Mercedes turned back towards the Troubletones and had a different discussion.)
Mercedes: Ladies, we're gonna get those guys. We're becoming stronger Von the minute, and they're going to get a surprise so unexpecting that they won't see it coming.
Brittany (feeling guilty): I feel as if I should resign.
(The Troubletones all turn towards Brittany, who has her head sunken down.)
Cheerio #1: Why, Brittany?
Santana: Yeah, Brits. We want Du to stay...well, Sugar doesn't.
Sugar: What? I was the big star, sterne of this Troubletones group before the three of Du came here. Besides, although I was eliminated on 'The X Factor', Simon still thought that my voice was awesome and amazing.
(Silence.)
Cheerio #2: Then why do Du sound like a toddler being choked to death?
(The girls start to laugh.)
Santana (chuckling): Good one.
Brittany: I feel that I'm not being a good hostess for Rory. I've gotta admit that I was being a hündin towards him, especially when we had that argument about his Irish accent oder whatever it is. I could've sworn the Shamrock shakes he gets from McDonald's powers him up every 2 months and makes him sound like Frank Sinatra.
(Silence.)
Mercedes: Okay.
Santana: Brittany, don't Du wanna be a star, sterne like the rest of us?
Mercedes: Excluding Sugar.
Sugar: Hey!
Brittany: I want to be a star, but I feel that all of this insulting is wrong. I mean, I'm supposed to set an example for all my Fans for the presidential election. I don't want to admit to my Fans that I'm a mean girl.
Mercedes: What do Du mean? Du told everyone that Du deserved all the solos in Glee club, and that your voice is better than Rachel Berry's...which it kinda is.
Brittany: Sorry. This is a decision I want and have to make. I'm not sure how Rory's parents are in Ireland. But they'll use their magical powers to punish me.
Santana (scoffs): First of all, nothing about Rory--not even his family--is magical. Second, I need Du to be with me! Don't Du realize that the school is against me?
Brittany: Well, that's what Du get. You're always getting on someone in Glee club, and trying to say stuff about him. I don't know, Santana. I think we're gonna have to take a break for a while.
(Brittany walked out of the auditorium, leaving the Troubletones shocked. Santana folded her arms and felt let down. She couldn't even call to Brittany and get her to come back.)
Santana's Thoughts: Brittany, no...
Brittany's Thoughts: Bitch, I'm outta here.
(Rory and Finn were in the hallway, looking through Victoria's Secret catalogs. They smiled at all of the naked pictures of women inside. Then they saw Brittany walk towards them.)
Brittany: Hi, guys.
Finn: What do Du want?
Rory: Brittany, why are Du here? I thought Du hated me.
Brittany: Only because Du took Musketeers candy, and used it as poop from Lord Tubbington's insides to fool me.
Rory's Thoughts: Fiddlesticks! How did she know?
Brittany: Anyway, I want to Mitmachen the Glee club again, and I need Du to help me.
Finn: Wait...didn't Du just Mitmachen the Troubletones?
Brittany: I was wrong. As much as I want to be with Santana and have our romantic moments, she's becoming a totally different person. She tormented you, Rory. I was supposed to be your friend and guide through the school, but instead, I went against you. Du may not be a leprechaun, but you're awesome...even though Du really have a confusing language.
Rory (chuckling, Irish accent): Well, I can help you.
Brittany (smiling): Okay.
Finn (smiling): That's great, Brittany. We'd be glad to have Du back.
Brittany: Thank Du so much, guys.
(Finn, Brittany, and Rory walked in the choir room with the other New Directions members. Will was sitting at the piano, looking over the Musik sheets.)
Will: Hey guys. Why is Brittany here?
Finn: She wants to Mitmachen New Directions again.
Brittany: I realized what I did, and I was wrong. I should treat my fellow New Directions members like my own family. Well, like treasure from the Carribean Filme and all that stuff.
Will (claps): Well, guys, let's welcome Brittany back to the club.
(Everyone in the room starts to applaud. Rachel stands up in her seat.)
Rachel: Well, Brittany, welcome back to Glee club, but now we have one too many for Sectionals.
Will: We'll work everything out later, Rachel.
Brittany: I almost thought that she wanted me out again. Rachel, that gets on my nerves, Du know that?
(Just then, Becky walks in the room.)
Becky: Mr. Schuester, Coach Sylvester needs Du in her office right away.
Will's Thoughts: God, not again...
Well, there Du have it.
Here's the link for Chapter Seven!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Nine!!!
Mercedes: Ladies, we're gonna get those guys. We're becoming stronger Von the minute, and they're going to get a surprise so unexpecting that they won't see it coming.
Brittany (feeling guilty): I feel as if I should resign.
(The Troubletones all turn towards Brittany, who has her head sunken down.)
Cheerio #1: Why, Brittany?
Santana: Yeah, Brits. We want Du to stay...well, Sugar doesn't.
Sugar: What? I was the big star, sterne of this Troubletones group before the three of Du came here. Besides, although I was eliminated on 'The X Factor', Simon still thought that my voice was awesome and amazing.
(Silence.)
Cheerio #2: Then why do Du sound like a toddler being choked to death?
(The girls start to laugh.)
Santana (chuckling): Good one.
Brittany: I feel that I'm not being a good hostess for Rory. I've gotta admit that I was being a hündin towards him, especially when we had that argument about his Irish accent oder whatever it is. I could've sworn the Shamrock shakes he gets from McDonald's powers him up every 2 months and makes him sound like Frank Sinatra.
(Silence.)
Mercedes: Okay.
Santana: Brittany, don't Du wanna be a star, sterne like the rest of us?
Mercedes: Excluding Sugar.
Sugar: Hey!
Brittany: I want to be a star, but I feel that all of this insulting is wrong. I mean, I'm supposed to set an example for all my Fans for the presidential election. I don't want to admit to my Fans that I'm a mean girl.
Mercedes: What do Du mean? Du told everyone that Du deserved all the solos in Glee club, and that your voice is better than Rachel Berry's...which it kinda is.
Brittany: Sorry. This is a decision I want and have to make. I'm not sure how Rory's parents are in Ireland. But they'll use their magical powers to punish me.
Santana (scoffs): First of all, nothing about Rory--not even his family--is magical. Second, I need Du to be with me! Don't Du realize that the school is against me?
Brittany: Well, that's what Du get. You're always getting on someone in Glee club, and trying to say stuff about him. I don't know, Santana. I think we're gonna have to take a break for a while.
(Brittany walked out of the auditorium, leaving the Troubletones shocked. Santana folded her arms and felt let down. She couldn't even call to Brittany and get her to come back.)
Santana's Thoughts: Brittany, no...
Brittany's Thoughts: Bitch, I'm outta here.
(Rory and Finn were in the hallway, looking through Victoria's Secret catalogs. They smiled at all of the naked pictures of women inside. Then they saw Brittany walk towards them.)
Brittany: Hi, guys.
Finn: What do Du want?
Rory: Brittany, why are Du here? I thought Du hated me.
Brittany: Only because Du took Musketeers candy, and used it as poop from Lord Tubbington's insides to fool me.
Rory's Thoughts: Fiddlesticks! How did she know?
Brittany: Anyway, I want to Mitmachen the Glee club again, and I need Du to help me.
Finn: Wait...didn't Du just Mitmachen the Troubletones?
Brittany: I was wrong. As much as I want to be with Santana and have our romantic moments, she's becoming a totally different person. She tormented you, Rory. I was supposed to be your friend and guide through the school, but instead, I went against you. Du may not be a leprechaun, but you're awesome...even though Du really have a confusing language.
Rory (chuckling, Irish accent): Well, I can help you.
Brittany (smiling): Okay.
Finn (smiling): That's great, Brittany. We'd be glad to have Du back.
Brittany: Thank Du so much, guys.
(Finn, Brittany, and Rory walked in the choir room with the other New Directions members. Will was sitting at the piano, looking over the Musik sheets.)
Will: Hey guys. Why is Brittany here?
Finn: She wants to Mitmachen New Directions again.
Brittany: I realized what I did, and I was wrong. I should treat my fellow New Directions members like my own family. Well, like treasure from the Carribean Filme and all that stuff.
Will (claps): Well, guys, let's welcome Brittany back to the club.
(Everyone in the room starts to applaud. Rachel stands up in her seat.)
Rachel: Well, Brittany, welcome back to Glee club, but now we have one too many for Sectionals.
Will: We'll work everything out later, Rachel.
Brittany: I almost thought that she wanted me out again. Rachel, that gets on my nerves, Du know that?
(Just then, Becky walks in the room.)
Becky: Mr. Schuester, Coach Sylvester needs Du in her office right away.
Will's Thoughts: God, not again...
Well, there Du have it.
Here's the link for Chapter Seven!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Nine!!!