I myself am straight, well... asexual, but one thing that I find to be VERY annoying and something I think is getting really old is when people use the word "gay" as an insult.

Example from me and a fellow classmate:
Classmate: "Uhg, this assignment is so gay!"
Me: "That makes no sense."
Classmate: "Huh?"
Me: "Well it's a piece of paper, an inanimate object it can't have emotions. Are Du trying to call it happy?"
Classmate: "No..."
Me: "Well it doesn't have a sexuality either, are Du trying to call it homosexual?"
Classmate: "No, I'm calling it gay!"
Me: "That makes no sense!"
Classmate: "I'm calling...

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. -Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thanks, Marlene)

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; Du just have to be able to shoot straight. -Barry Goldwater

Why is it that, as a culture, we are Mehr comfortable seeing two men holding Pistolen than holding hands? -Ernest Gaines

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. -Sam Austin

Who would give a law to lovers? Liebe is unto itself a higher law. -Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D....